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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Welcome back, whoever you areAbout half-an-hour ago I had an urge to attempt to throw a paperclip down a well-endowed colleague's cleavage. So I did. Sadly I missed, and she noticed and politely enquired what the fuck I was doing. I explained, with complete honesty, and she found it hilarious, even going so far as to give me more target area to aim at.
What I'm saying is, sometimes inappropriate urges lead to BRILLIANT THINGS. Push your friend off his cycle next time you see him.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Lethargic? Socially inept? Perpetually filled with impotent bile?What you need is B3TA
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)
Think you're funny? Do you have unjustified self importance? Are you able to form an opinion before finishing reading a sentence?(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:39, Reply)
I am not sure any brilliant thingwould come from shoving your mate off his bike, other than said mate getting up off the tarmac and giving you a slap with the arm he didn't break.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:37, Reply)
Depends on the friendIf they were fat enough they might bounce, which they might find thoroughly entertaining and a more enjoyable mode of transportation than cycling. They might even thank you
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)
Fat enough to bouncemeans fat enough to have overhang on a bike. Thanks for that lovely mental image *shudders*
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)
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