I'm on b3ta in a lecture on my phone.
My degree is essentially fucked. I have internet in my house now as well, just in time for the new season of supernatural :D I didn't miss the internet half as much as I thought I would, apart from maybe this place every now and then. Did you miss me?

Also: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR LAMPITOOOOO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUU.

Alt q: What's the most inappropriate urge you've had recently? My friend cycled past me on the way to Uni today and i really wanted to jump out and push him over.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:10, 44 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

threadstomper
= least fav member of laak
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Hasn't kitty done that about 50 times?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Meh, we're all the same

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Except one has admitted to browsing on a phone
And so can't read mouseovers
(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I'll be home in a bit
I shall remember this.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:30, Reply)

No you wont.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:30, Reply)

POOR

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)

That's quite good.
But you shouldn't talk about her mother like that.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:38, Reply)

sorry :(
I promise it wasn't there when i started and it took me ages to type it all out on my phone.
How can I make it up to you?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I missed you.
I enjoyed your internetlike post on my wall. And the way Amberl followed it up.

I'm very glad about your fridays. I am happy.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Thought you might
I enjoy it too! Me and kitty need to discuss trains and that. When is it again?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:18, Reply)

22nd of October
As far as I know I'm free from 1pm. There's a bus from Euston straight to mine.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:26, Reply)

No.
Alt A: I wanted to put a cat in a wheelie bin.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)

LIES

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:19, Reply)

I have also been without internet
so I didn't really notice.
How was freshers?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Welcome back! Looking forward to your birthday too?
Alt Q: I work in an office, I sometimes have a real urge to hang up other peoples phones, no idea why!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Alt q - act on a schoolgirl-type crush
not least because I am far, far too old and cynical to have said crush.
Did you have a look at my thesis, by the way?

I am fully expecting you to say no...
(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Welcome back, whoever you are
About half-an-hour ago I had an urge to attempt to throw a paperclip down a well-endowed colleague's cleavage. So I did. Sadly I missed, and she noticed and politely enquired what the fuck I was doing. I explained, with complete honesty, and she found it hilarious, even going so far as to give me more target area to aim at.

What I'm saying is, sometimes inappropriate urges lead to BRILLIANT THINGS. Push your friend off his cycle next time you see him.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)

She thinks you're gay.
/paperclips, infinite uses.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Good sales pitch there

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Stop using OT for advertising.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Lethargic? Socially inept? Perpetually filled with impotent bile?
What you need is B3TA
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Think you're funny? Do you have unjustified self importance? Are you able to form an opinion before finishing reading a sentence?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:39, Reply)

That's me!
What do I win?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Chinese food and hollyoaks with gonzo

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:43, Reply)

I am not sure any brilliant thing
would come from shoving your mate off his bike, other than said mate getting up off the tarmac and giving you a slap with the arm he didn't break.
(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Depends on the friend
If they were fat enough they might bounce, which they might find thoroughly entertaining and a more enjoyable mode of transportation than cycling. They might even thank you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Fat enough to bounce
means fat enough to have overhang on a bike. Thanks for that lovely mental image *shudders*
(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Supernatural! So soon!
Alt Q: I always want to push old ladies over. Or call them SLAAG
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:34, Reply)

some rude twat
nicked the last available tube seat from right under my nose. what happened to letting ladies have the seats?? i was severely tempted to bash his shiny bald head with my book, but then some other nicer guy gave me his seat instead, so i forgot all about it.

UNTIL NOW.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I always give up my seat to women
Unless they're ugly or, y'know, foreign-lookin', or I just don't want to.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:39, Reply)

No point in indulging the facially disadvantaged
I'm a big fan of the idea that if people must be ugly, they should fucking well do it somewhere I'm not
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Perhaps, pass out paper bags to those afflicted.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Which could then lead to them walking into lampposts and other staionary objects... I like it
It's not like such collisions will make them any uglier. And I rather enjoy the idea of casually informing someone that their face is too minging to be allowed in public.

We might be on to something here
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)

They may get free corrective surgery when they go to hospital with a broken face.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)

If "corrective" surgery is intended to amend previous errors
surely we can recommend a fuckload of people for said surgery to correct the fact that they're properly bastard ugly?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Oh shut up, handsome...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)

It's a burden only a few of us must bear
And as recompense for bearing said burden I maintain we should be allowed to victimise those whose shoulders are comparatively burden-free
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)

*sighs*
*goes back into paper bag*
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I was about to say something that would have invoked the Pandatron
when I realised I have no idea what you look like. So despite my feeling bad for implying that you're ugly, for all I know you might well be. Tricky.

It's the thought that counts though, right?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Apparently he is particularly corvine in his appearance.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Which also gives the great opportunity to follow up their polite
"Oh, thank you."
with
"You're welcome, love. Still, since you're down there..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Booked tickets to Australia yesterday
For 30th December which just qualifies. So we will be in Sydney for New Year. Woot!

Air China though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Sure, why not.

Alt Q: To procure a knife with the keenest of blades and take to the streets of Whitechapel and clean the streets of harlots, scarlet jezebels and other denizens of the night.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)