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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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No point in indulging the facially disadvantagedI'm a big fan of the idea that if people must be ugly, they should fucking well do it somewhere I'm not
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:51, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Perhaps, pass out paper bags to those afflicted.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:55,
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Which could then lead to them walking into lampposts and other staionary objects... I like itIt's not like such collisions will make them any uglier. And I rather enjoy the idea of casually informing someone that their face is too minging to be allowed in public.
We might be on to something here
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)
They may get free corrective surgery when they go to hospital with a broken face.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:08,
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If "corrective" surgery is intended to amend previous errorssurely we can recommend a fuckload of people for said surgery to correct the fact that they're properly bastard ugly?
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)
It's a burden only a few of us must bearAnd as recompense for bearing said burden I maintain we should be allowed to victimise those whose shoulders are comparatively burden-free
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)
I was about to say something that would have invoked the Pandatronwhen I realised I have no idea what you look like. So despite my feeling bad for implying that you're ugly, for all I know you might well be. Tricky.
It's the thought that counts though, right?
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)
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