I have a wager with our own resident Mr Grinch, Monty Boyce.
The stakes are my one and only remaining kidney against his flat.

The bet is I must achieve a 2:1 or higher in my degree.

I am quietly confident.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:38, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

As am I.
The proof that you are an imbecile is laid bare on here every single time you post.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)

being an imbecile has nothing to do with academic achievement.
I am very good at retaining information and I write well in exams. I reckon I'll get a first.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)

the idiot raises a valid point
I think you might be in trouble Monty
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Valid point maybe.
But.

And this is the important bit, it's STILL Bob.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I love the way you make me feel so special.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)

See. You've done it again.
I love the way you make me feel so special NEEDS.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I set em up,
you knock em down.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)

You make it easy
We've turned into The Saint and Greavsie of OT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:52, Reply)

unfortunately
I would equate us more to Hale and Pace.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:55, Reply)

more like Hinge and Brackett
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Alcoholic retards?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Yeap.
You bitch.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)

You don't write well on the internet
and some of your ideas are laughably stupid.

So you'll probably get an A*++++ or whatever it is they dish out nowadays.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)

My career isn't dependant on the quality of my internet posts.
So far I have passed everything, including practical assessments, with distinction level marks. I'm onto a winner.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Or the ability to spell 'dependent', hopefully.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:52, Reply)

spell check, it's a wunderfull invenschun

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I can see a homeless kidney being forced on society.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)

haha fuck you birthday bitch.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I think you'll both lose.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I got the joke. Had any presents yet?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Nothing.
I'm not expecting anything, bar the odd pint bought for me over the next 2 or 3 days.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)

booo, presents are ace! pints are ace too though so win win.
Where you going tonight?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Dunno, I'm getting picked up at about 8 this evening and taken to a pub.
That works for me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:49, Reply)