the hanging ones
frighten me, they talk about putting weights on the feet etc, as if you just happen to have 20kg weights hanging around. the one i have seen is like a stand up leather thing that you just paint the face of whomever has annoyed you that day onto and give it a good smack!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

don't think anyone would be put off by that
if they are then you can punch them unconscious and have your way with them anyway
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)

good
i am just a bit concerned that it might look a little bit unfeminine... or as if i have some massive burly husband who is just away for the night!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Burly husband
Who loves pink??
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:04, Reply)

it could happen

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)

might be the sort of husband who comes home halfway through and wants to join in

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:15, Reply)

unless you actually live in a soap opera
it is possible to use 'words' to 'explain' things so that situations like that don't occur.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:05, Reply)

yes
but i normally end up rambling and making it worse.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)

If you've taking a bloke back to you flat.
The last thing you want to be doing is going for a long walk.

Have I missed the point again?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:23, Reply)