I am never content!
I'll never be able to let go of all the 'might haves' and 'could have beens'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:02, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The "Could have beens"
Would probably have led to forty five minutes of vanilla sex and then a lifetime of awkwardness afterward. That's the best way to look at it...
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Forty-five minutes?!
If you include fumbling with the bra strap, giving up and using the garden shears, fumbling with a condom, losing the erection, explaining that it will come back if you give me a minute and stop judging me, awkward heavy petting, finally achieving full mast, 2 minutes of trying o find the right hole, before one glorious minute of manic thrusting before getting stitch and having to stop.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)

make a note of them
if it goes wrong in the next few years, turn up on their doorsteps
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Verbal contract innit.
Give teh sex NAO!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)