Update on the Moyles donation page
We’ve now had a total of 18 donations totalling approximately £125 (including gift aid) and The Sun newspaper has mentioned the donation page today (towards the end of the article):

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3150594/Moyles-Im-not-a-great-morning-person.html

I spoke last night to Jake Yapp who created the song parody. We are in the process of getting it listed on iTunes and Amazon which will take a few days. All proceeds from this will also go to the charity.

One downside of all this is that I am going to have to listen to Moyles’s show this morning to see if he makes any comment about any of this. What are you going to do this morning that you’d rather not?

EDIT: if you search for "Jake Yapp" on iTunes you can purchase the song, however the click through to the song's page isn't live yet. Moyles has mentioned the whole saga and media coverage on air this morning, but hasn't mentioned the donations page or the song. I will be contacting his agent again this morning. I think the song will be the main story today.

SECOND EDIT: 6Music are covering the song & donation page on their show this morning. There is an online rumour that Christian O'Connell (Absolute Radio breakfast show) has tried to call Moyles live on air this morning about it - I haven't been able to verify this.

THIRD EDIT: pulled a quick website together: feedchrismoyles.com

FOURTH EDIT: Song now available to purchase on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/gb/album/do-they-know-its-chris-moyles/id394810594 All proceeds to charity
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 6:31, 150 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You internet prankster you.
Good luck with it all.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 7:14, Reply)

I had to pick out loads of raisins from my muesli this morning.

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 8:39, Reply)

this is hilarious.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Sep 2010, 7:23, Reply)

This morning I am going to have to get out of bed
and go to work. I have zero desire to do either - it's dark and rainy out. I'd probably rather that than listen to that fat cunt whining though. I doubt very much he has either the humility or sense of humour to mention it, but good luck to you!
(berk, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 8:15, Reply)

I've been up since 6.30 to defrost the fridge freezer.
On the upside, it's replacement is due this morning and it is bigger and (hopefully) better.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 24 Sep 2010, 8:34, Reply)

Christian O'Connell
is without doubt in my top five most loathed human beings of all time.

He is a complete and utter cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Come on Monty, spit it out.
What did he do to you? I know it may be painful but we're all friends here and we'll support you through it.


friends people who need to laugh at those less fortunate
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 24 Sep 2010, 8:49, Reply)

He burnt my socks on a campfire
whilst I was unconscious after I had drunk a litre of blue Smirnoff and collapsed under a garden sprinkler.

There are many more reasons why I hate him, though.

A couple of minor examples:

1. At teenage 'parents away' parties he was invariably the uninvited cunt who'd urinate in the parents' wardrobe etc
2. In an attempt to be 'noticed' and 'popular' (a dismal failure on both counts) he took to smoking cigars, aged about 15
3. He wore his jeans hoiked up so high his nickname was 'tightarse'
4. His other nickname was 'horseface'
5. He was such an unlikeable cunt that, a good ten years after we’d all left Winchester, and extremely polite and very posh ex-girlfriend on a chum of mine (a proper Cheltenham Ladies’ College girl, polo set type) still loathed him so much that she felt obliged to spit phlegm on his back when she found herself stood behind him on a tube platform.

I will spare you any more, just trust me - he's a fucking wanker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:01, Reply)

I like this
particularly number 5.

I don't know any famous people to hate on a personal level.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:06, Reply)

I know a few.
Brett Anderson from Suede is a particularly appalling wanker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:10, Reply)

Apart from ex boyfriends, I can't think of anyone I really hate.

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:11, Reply)

I really hate most people.
You're alright, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Shucks!
*blushes*
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:14, Reply)

I popped into Lampito's birthday drinks in town last night.
I've never felt so old in my fucking life.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Haha!
Did they think you were her dad?
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Her drunken, rapey dad, yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Did you tell her mate that everyone on here knows she likes anal?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I bet that,
every time they mentioned 'Facebook', 'MP3s' or got their mobile phones out a piece of you died.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:25, Reply)

It was like an episode of 'Skins'*


*I have never seen an episode of 'Skins'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I instantly dislike them all
(I have only seen a trailer for Skins, and am exceptionally judgmental).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:31, Reply)

I like the cut of your jib.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Did it look like Lampito was having a good time?
Was she steaming drunk, shouting loudly, and haymaker-ing random men?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)

She was rather demure and well-behaved.
Her hair looked rather nice too. It was all a bit confusing.

I'm sure it all went to shit later on but there was only so much 'Skins' a man can take so I fucked off by about ten.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Cool
Any other b3tans there? Or were you stood to one side, awkwardly sipping on your cognac, occasionally overhearing some slip of a girl say "Who's the guy in the History costume over there?"?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Hahah
Himjim, Lusty & Crow were there. Everyone else was from 'Skins'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:42, Reply)

;)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Seriously though
'Skins' types fuck me right off, they seem to be having the teenage years I didn't. Mainly promiscuous sex, I did the booze and loud music.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Same here, but plus the drugs.
I really wasn't that interested in girls until I started taking ecstasy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:47, Reply)

I was interested
But the token goth guy, who girls confided in but never fucked.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Unlucky.
You know that means they thought you were a bender, don't you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Probably
Although a few have since told me they fancied me 'back then'.
Why the FUCK didn't you let me know?! Talking about how shit your boyfriend is to you is NOT a good way to flirt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:51, Reply)

nothing more frustrating than
someone telling you 'ooh I really fancied you back then'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)

AMEN

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:01, Reply)

especially when they're someone
you would've. Not so bad when you think 'thank God you didn't tell me'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Yep, had both the narrow escapes
And the knuckle-chewing frustions.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Plus there is always the slight element of insult
'what do you mean you liked me back THEN'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:06, Reply)

They've always told me about their past crush on me
When I've been securely ensconced in a relationship. No fear of me rejecting them then.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)

People are too complex
Makes me wonder who in five years time, who I know now will turn round and say 'oh I had a crush on you back then'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

thought know
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:53, Reply)

^This
Got a lot of "You're such a great guy, you can have any girl you want" while wiping the snot from the nose of the object of my affections.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Infuriating, isn't it?
Still, I'm over that now*.
*clearly not over it
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:55, Reply)

You've both got hot girlfriends now so stop whinging.

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)

:-)

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I am never content!
I'll never be able to let go of all the 'might haves' and 'could have beens'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

The "Could have beens"
Would probably have led to forty five minutes of vanilla sex and then a lifetime of awkwardness afterward. That's the best way to look at it...
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Forty-five minutes?!
If you include fumbling with the bra strap, giving up and using the garden shears, fumbling with a condom, losing the erection, explaining that it will come back if you give me a minute and stop judging me, awkward heavy petting, finally achieving full mast, 2 minutes of trying o find the right hole, before one glorious minute of manic thrusting before getting stitch and having to stop.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)

make a note of them
if it goes wrong in the next few years, turn up on their doorsteps
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Verbal contract innit.
Give teh sex NAO!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Ha!
Yep, but since I stopped attempting to date emotionally fragile women it got much easier.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Hmmm, Crow was there eh?
So, was it nice seeing your girlfriend?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:44, Reply)

He really has got a cock like a gorilla's arm, you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Is that why his wrists are so weak
through overuse?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)

All his bodily strength
is needed simply to transport his love truncheon aroun: this leaves other areas (such as the wrists) weak and flappy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:53, Reply)

I think of it less as a 'love truncheon'
than a 'mighty pilum of justice and vindication.'

Good morning, sweetheart x
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Conversely
He has arms like a gorilla's cock.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)

...and wrists like two old wings of skate.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I think he's a wanker too but only from a proley telly watching point of view.
I now feel vindicated.
Thanks for sharing Monters, have a fat old man hug in support.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:13, Reply)

No problem, old bean.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Am I the only one who hasn't heard of him?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:26, Reply)

No, you're not

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I wish to God I hadn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Ah, him.
I was once part of the live audience for his TV show that they filmed in the top room of a bar in North London. Dreadfully unfunny, dreadfully unattractive, dreadfully full of himself, and he looks a bit like a donkey when he smiles.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:22, Reply)

I love the smell of vitriol in the morning.

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 8:51, Reply)

who else is in the list?
Darth and Bobbychomp go without saying
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:00, Reply)

Chris Moyles and James Corden are on mine
At the stag do the other week, one guy mentioned that "That bloke from Gave & Stacy's doing a DJ set in the club downstairs tonight". I thought for a moment that I'd have to go down and rant at him, but it turns out it was the unfunny lanky cunt, not the unfunny fat cunt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:04, Reply)

YOU HAVE YOUR SEPTUM PEIRCED!!!

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Erm, yes I do.
Got it done about 3 months ago.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Cool!

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:10, Reply)

Only just noticed then?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Well I haven't seen you since you had it done.
I noticed on a photo on facebook.
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:12, Reply)

True dat
It bloody knacked, but I love it!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Do you wear a retainer at work?

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:15, Reply)

I bought one
But it's fookin' massive, and I can't get it inside me (words chosen very carefully there).
Instead I have a circular barbell which I invert.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:17, Reply)

*Chuffed*

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:05, Reply)

That smells - open the window, please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:05, Reply)

It's a bit early for you to be funny isn't it?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Not an area you have any experience of at any time of the day, is it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Like sobriety for you?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:16, Reply)

^ Quod Erat Demonstrandum.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Chubby Checker is on there. His voice makes me feel sick.
Bowie, obv.

Actually it's a fairly extensive list.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:06, Reply)

'Jimmy' Nesbitt is DEFINITELY on there.
The faux-matey, ghastly little prole.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:07, Reply)

He was very good in "the deep"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:17, Reply)

I do not believe this for a second.
He was good in 289 different cereal adverts. The fucking wanker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Yeah, he was good.
He was surrounded by other good actors though, and that makes a difference.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:24, Reply)

I'll bet they all gobbed in his tea when he went to the loo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:26, Reply)

The phrase
‘multi-grean neu-trashon never teasted sooo goood’ will forever be etched on my mind – it makes my teeth itch just thinking about it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I don't remember that, I don't watch commercial telivision.
I'm not poor.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Yes you are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Yes, yes I am

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Poor people change their opinions fast

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Will change opinions for food.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Damn you Vipros
now my friends now this isn't my real face
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)

One of the radio stars stole my idea once, i think it was Scott Mills but can't remember.
When I started out on b3ta, I made a website called CookingWithStudents, which was about life-tips for when you first move out of home. I got a call saying they want to interview me and do a feature. He completely ripped me off, like, 100%, even read out the stuff I wrote word for word. He never played the interview and never mentioned the site.

The worst bit was, for a month, I kept on listening to the full show, I think it's like 3 hours, waiting to hear my shout-out, and it never came, so that's like 12 hours of listening to his borring show playing music that I think is shit, and talking bits that I found dull.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Scott Mills nicks loads of stuff from b3ta.
Or his producers do, pretty unprofessional.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:29, Reply)

...and a fucking gaylord, to boot.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

homophobia is against the law.
I have a feeling if any radio 1 reasearchers are any good at their job they'll find this.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

I do hope so.
Being arrested for calling Scott Mills 'a fucking gaylord' would be the proudest moment of my life.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:43, Reply)

It's not his shit stabbing that I object to, just his being shit.
I'm liberal like that.
(Cave Duck, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:52, Reply)

He's another one I quite like.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Richard Bacon? Tim Lovejoy?
Come on, you must hate Tim Lovejoy.
(Cave Duck, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I like Richard Bacon,
I don't like Tim Lovejoy.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:03, Reply)

you'd have to actively discriminate against him on those grounds
so if you hired him but then fired him for being a massive bummer, that should do it. expensive though. cheaper and safer to spew your bile on a random website.

meanwhile i got in at about 2.30am last night, i think i might actually be dead this morning, and i've lost my blackberry and i am away next week. i feel like i'm expected to go away without my right hand, do something...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:52, Reply)

You can borrow my right hand if you like...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:53, Reply)

That wouldn't actually result in arrest, though.

(Cave Duck, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:55, Reply)

it would if he also stabbed him
lab - can it get my work emails and keep my workaholic controlling obsession to a minimum? anything else is a bonus!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I can write things on it
Like "Relax, have a cup of tea then cup both your breasts, you'll feel better".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Always thinking of the next move. Good Work!

(Cave Duck, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Excellent work, young lady.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Where did you lose it,
can't you go on one of those wizzy websites and find it based on gps or something?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I’ve heard he likes to distribute category five nonce material
It could just be a rumour though
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)

And that could be libel ;)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

It's his sweaty palms when he's around swimming pools that gives him away

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

A rumour I am more than happy to spread.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Please set up the facebook page as I can't be fucked going near the place

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I have never been on Facebook, I wouldn't know what to do
or where to start.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Good show

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Right I'm awake now and more importantly, sober.
Has he mentioned it?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:04, Reply)

not the site no. Website live and song available to purchase from iTunes. am contacting his agent again now

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:10, Reply)

I'm not sure about the whole premise behind this malarkay
Is it ironic, post-modern, serious, a piss take, something you may regret or something you are now getting a big fat hard-on about?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:05, Reply)

It started as a joke, then got a couple of donations, then Jake recorded the song (independent of my actions) and now we're putting some resource behind it to make as much for the charity as we can

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Highly commendable
At least the odious fat cunt will be good for something
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Apart from fuelling oil lamps, that is.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Fuelling the hatred of millions more like it.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:16, Reply)

They should have used him
to stop that US oil leak.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:17, Reply)

I think he's alright.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)

I have no opinion on him. I just know he's fat.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Mr Contrary.

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:23, Reply)

I honestly don't have a problem with him
He sometimes makes me laugh especially when he pretends an obviously shit playlist song is good because he has to.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I have a monster hangover
My head hurts.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

This isn't as a results of Arthur's Day is it?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)

obvious
head arse
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Morning Bob.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Hello ex birthday boy,
Did you have a good one?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:55, Reply)

At the time, yes.
But I'm suffering now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:01, Reply)

This is all a bit 'wacky-lols' for me
so i'm going to sit in the corner of the internet and sip my pint
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:56, Reply)

It's not supposed to be - it has just turned in to an opportunity to raise money for charity.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Slowly ploughing through
Just asked Gonz for some tech support. All the main groups done now just hitting smaller ones.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Fantastic. Thanks Gonz!

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:03, Reply)

I gathered that, something to do with cooking disadvantaged children
something I whole-heartedly support
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:01, Reply)

hahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Todays special
Roast povvo on a bed of thyme
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)

CHOMPY'S GOT A NEW SINGLE OUT:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMtaNUpSMjc
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:06, Reply)

"She sells sanctuary and paperclips"

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I can't get youtube at work*
but I'm sure it's very witty.

*of course I can but it's an effort and involves proxies
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

It's The Cult - King Contrary Man

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)

It's 'King Contrary Man' by The Cult (featuring Scott Mills on the pink oboe)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)

If it's not Katy Perry I'm not interested.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Somewhere in the world
Katy Perry is saying 'if it's not Chompy I'm not interested'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

*goes off in a day dream*

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Excellent work Battered
I'm in a great mood. It's afterwork drinks tonight and there's only 3 people going with £100 worth of tab.

ZING.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:16, Reply)