Ed will attempt to return again
Restraining order #14 for Chompy
BGB to marry Jeff Bridges Or maybe not.
Terry Wogan or Billy Connolly will die (only one of them mind)
England to retain the Ashes
Mugabe will be assasinated, and it'll make fuck all difference.

EDIT: And a serious one, I think Lampito will find a fella, and not just for cock fun.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:27, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Good morrow, young sir.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Good morrow to you also, my dear fellow
How are we?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I’m fucking tip top, old chap.
Beside myself with excitement about taking my daughter out tomorrow.

I’m staying over tonight too, so it’s just me and her doing what we please until 1pm.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:35, Reply)

My good friend, that's fucking fantastic
What've you got planned?

I'm in a very good mood today. Got a good nights sleep (Makes a change), friday, payday, party tonight, and I'm getting drunk at my work's expense!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Excellent!
Going to a friend's house so my little girl can make friends (hopefully) with his.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Superb!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Women love me,
I am a pimp.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:30, Reply)

yeah, women just love pimps

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:32, Reply)

*hands razor*
Morning smug one!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:33, Reply)

morning
are you implying that I need a shave?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Don't take the razor!
He's been shaving his bumhole with it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:36, Reply)

I told you I use Veet sensitive for my GSCEs

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)

You're sure I can't persuade you to try the electric shaver?
When speed is of the essence, there's no substitute
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I really don't want zinging electric
blades near my ring.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Oh. Well, if you're certain...
*takes Flymo back to shed*
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)

hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)

No, I think you should stripe some hookers

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Fresh.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Cover them in Aquafresh?
I have no idea where this has come from either
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:49, Reply)

You're so white.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:33, Reply)

you are the whitest person ever recorded

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Rubbish I've been to Notting Hill Carnival twice!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Nope
That's this guy

He's also the most irish.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:37, Reply)

It's very strange, but I'm doing a job for a Mr Edmed at the moment.
He's a twat too.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:41, Reply)

What the cunt who smashed up one of "our boyz" hands?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Definatley yes.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:53, Reply)