Morning Jeff
How was your birthday shindig in the end?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:42, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Lesson here for you.
Whatever the question is, the answer is NEVER Sambuca.

I have a stonking headache and feel a bit sick. I've got to do it all over again this evening too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Depends if the question is "Tequila or Sambuca?"
Then it's definitely Sambuca
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Neither sound at all good today.
I'm feeling that rough that I might have to visit the golden arches lunchtime.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Go with double cheeseburgers, they cure hangovers
But they must be fresh, and sweaty.

I'm either having a kebab and chips, or a salad for lunch
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Kebab and chips or salad?
Why not get kebab and chips WITH salad.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Nah, as in a tuna salad from Subway
But that's only if no-one is doing a kebab run. I'd get a chicken kebab with salad, doner top, chilli sauce and a little garlic mayo, spot on.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)

that is the only time
at all other times the answer is Jagermeister!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Yep!
Or Absinthe.

One of my friends insists on pronouncing it it abba-sinthe, he's sure that's correct. We've now started all miming "Does Your Mother Know?" every time he asks if we're having shots. Childish, but amusing.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Your friend is a cretin, I'm afraid.

(berk, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Oh, that's true.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)

^ this
I have never had a shot of tequila that's stayed down. Fucking filthy stuff.
(berk, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)

I used to cane it like it was going out of fashion
however at a party once I sat at a table with a whole bottle, a pile of salt and some jif lemon in one of the lemon shaped things.

I have never rarely been so drunk in my life.

Ended up passed out on the bathroom floor at my parents' old house.

Not had any since, except in cocktails.

edit: actually that's not true, since then I've had slammers once, and that was what led me to getting with my ex. I'd had 6 cans of beer, a bottle of white wine and was on the 4th tequila, which went down the wrong tube and made me shout soup in the garden. My mates mocked me so to prove I wasn't a pussy I necked about a third of a bottle of Bacardi.

Then I woke up in bed with my (female) housemate. It was quite the surprise.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)

That sounds disgusting
last time I drank tequila it was in a club in Malta and I drunkenly ordered some shots
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)

My last tequila
Was in Bristol at the o2 academy place. Did a shot with a mate, and as I tilted my head back I 'spiked' the guy behind me right in the face with my mohawk.
I was good enough to apologise.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)

It does sound pretty vile
but you may have a click for 'shouting soup' as I've not heard that particular euphemism before.
(berk, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Worshipping at the temple of Armitage Shanks?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)

You may have a click also
Although I have heard 'worshipping at the porcelain altar'
(berk, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Alternatively, Calling God on the porcelain phone?
*whistles*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)

phone, surely?

(berk, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)

kneeling before the porcelain god is a good one
I also like technicolour yawn
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Tum ti tum

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I nicked it from someone posting on the QOTW today
first time I'd heard it too. It seemed very descriptive.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I describe one of my friends vomiting as shouting at the toilet
Because that's how it actually sounds.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)

what's worse
is that your parents hadn't lived there for nine years.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)

And those new residents, christ
They just wouldn't stop screaming. But we stopped them, didn't we, my precious?

*rocks gently*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)

that would've been preferrable to being woken up by my parents
and given a bollocking
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Last time I had tequila it was a sunday night
I woke up at 10:15 the next day, nearly 2 hours late for work. Staggered to the taxi rank, went to work, got bollocked, turned green, went home at 12 because I was too ill to even see.

Never again.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:58, Reply)