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A horse walks into a bar
The barman says "Why the long face?"

The Horse says "I've got AIDs".
(, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 15:05, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Man goes to the doctor's...
Doctor says "Mr Jones, I have two items of very bad news for you"

"Firstly, you have the HIV virus."

The man breaks down and cries.

After he has regained his composure he asks "So what is the second?"

The Doctor replies "I'm afraid you are showing symptoms of advanced Alzheimer's."

The man looks up and says "Thank fuck for that."

The Doctor is very confused and finally asks "That is a curious response. Why did you say that?"

To which the man replies..

"For a minute there I thought you were going to tell me I had the Aids."
(, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 15:16, Reply)
Man goes to the doctors.
"I have your wife's results and frankly they are rather confusing."
"What's up with her?"
"She's either got AIDS or Alzheimers."
"So what do I do?"
"Take her out into the country and leave her. If she makes her way home don't fuck her."
(, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)
Haha

(, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)
that's a beauty

(, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 16:01, Reply)

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