that's much much much
more like it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

*calls cab firm back, gets bollocking for time-wasting,
assures controller this time I mean it*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:33, Reply)

you're as bad as me with your taxi fetish
just bribe me sufficiently, i'll pick you up in the batmobile.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:35, Reply)

My taxi fetish
is the least of your problems *orders troupe of midgets*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:41, Reply)

weirdly
i once got booted off a VIP table in mahiki for david gest. who had brought with him a troupe of dancing thai midgets.

monty........................... you're not david gest are you??????? i don't think my heart could stand it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:43, Reply)

Even I
am not that repugnant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:48, Reply)

actually
i've heard you are genuinely quite hot.

and it wasn't even you who said it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:57, Reply)

You shouldn't believe The Internet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 1:20, Reply)

What is your obsession with *describes action in 3rd person surrounded by asterisks*?
I would have thought you hated them.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:44, Reply)

*takes a sharp intake of breath, suavely*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:45, Reply)

*readies her fists*
*adjusts knuckledusters*
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:45, Reply)

*puts on some Pendulum*
*dies*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:46, Reply)

*chooses the mountains every time you choose the sea*
*sobs, a little*
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:47, Reply)

what?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:48, Reply)

Continuing the music theme, dear boy.
I was doing a bit of a Cave Duck
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:49, Reply)

No doubt
that's a 'Skins' reference
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:49, Reply)

Bugger off, y' gimmer.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:50, Reply)

You have to forgive me,
I'm from 'The South'.

What?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:52, Reply)

Old man,
or a 1-2 year old ewe. Take your pick.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:52, Reply)

Foreskins reference more like.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:51, Reply)

Hey, only one of the people there was a massive bellend.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:52, Reply)