"I turned around and said to him"
I've overheard conversations where some dizzy fucking bint and the sub-human jizz-bucket that she was talking about must have revolved through at least a couple of thousand degrees each during the course of the conversation.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

People doing 360 degree turns also confuse me.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:35, Reply)

If I did a 360, I would turn right the way around and end up back where I started!
Trust me.
*shoots*
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:38, Reply)

It's just a waste of energy, if nothing else...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:45, Reply)

My mother once did a 3 point turn and ended up pointing in the same direction.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 17:04, Reply)

I'm having a little difficulty visualising this.
Although the inevitable look of confusion on her face must have been quite something to behold ... !
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Slightly easier to visualise
On my first driving test, I tried to reverse round a corner and ended up parked on the opposite side of the road.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 17:08, Reply)

She failed the American driving test for going too slowly on the freeway.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 17:09, Reply)