I think it'd look pretty gross and rather unhygenic to wave your bloody hands around in the air possibly splashing it all over unsuspecting people, shame on you

alt: because you're a twat and should be pushed to the back of the line for thinking you're better than everyone else that has to stand in the line
for fuck sake I don't know, what sort of stupid question is that anyway
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:11, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Well someone's in a good mood
If you saw the people I just had to associate with whilst waiting at the Post Office you'd understand. Monty would have had a seizure
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:21, Reply)

She licks batteries for kicks.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:22, Reply)

hahahaha fuck off the two-a-ya's
I understand the line thing, I hate when people chit chat, like really does the clerk need to know your life fucking story in order for you two buy 2 stamps? no, fuck off
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:25, Reply)

We seethe with silent anger.
Rather than tell them to pull their finger out, it's not a fucking debating society. Pay for the freaking stamps and piss off.
A lot of people die of heart attacks while in queues, you know.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I will be one of those people.
Or possibly holding the phone whilst someone asks incessantly stupid fucking questions.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Phones are easy because you are not face to face.
Just put the receiver down on them.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:36, Reply)

best to just get it over with I reckon

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)