Ah, but
what if you travelled back in time wearing them, and met your Mum when she was your age? She might assume you were a sidekick to some kind of radioactive superhero
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:52, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

In which case you should wear emo-underwear
with the words PANIC! (at the disco) to remind you exactly what emotion you should feel at your mum hitting on you
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Amazing
You've managed to think of an emo band even more stunningly inept than Fallout Boy. With worrying speed, too
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:03, Reply)

No

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:56, Reply)