would you believe he even posted a pic of himself with his child
foolish as it turned out, because he was wearing white trainers, straight jeans and a sweatshirt.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Fuck off
1. nothing wrong with Converse
2. They're Lee 'carrot cut' jeans: skinnyish to the knee and then baggy to the waist with a kind of 'double arse', they're £85, you urchin
3. It's a vintage AC/DC sweatshirt

So you can stick your cord flares up your arse, young man.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:40, Reply)

cord flares are strictly for work
the rest of the time I wear flared jeans.

1. you are right. unless they are white.
2. I hate jeans like that, but mainly because I feel they make me look like a twat
3. that is forgiven
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:42, Reply)

*flared jeans high five*
I don't care that I'm 30 and therefore simultaneously too old and too young for flares.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:46, Reply)

I'm 29
and the same. I think they just look best, on me at least.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:18, Reply)

I saw an unrelated photo of carrot-cut jeans
They look ridiculous.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:43, Reply)

When you're as inherently stylish as I am it's amazing what you can carry off.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:47, Reply)

They're the wrong way up
and if you're going to wear a teenager's jeans, you'd just as well start adorning them with key chains and walk around with your arse hanging out.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:48, Reply)

That's the magic of the double arse on the jeans:
no 'hanging-out arse' issues.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:49, Reply)

I'm trying to work out the mechanics
of a double arse in the jeans and frankly I'm struggling. There's an image in my head that involves four pockets and that just can't be right.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:52, Reply)

I think the user wears incontinence pants, and needs the extra room

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:53, Reply)

I have a fucking huge cock, that's all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:02, Reply)

Phew, I feared you might be suffering early on-set dementia

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:05, Reply)

www.brandish.tv/jeans_trousers/4.html
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:56, Reply)

Hahah christ they are not quite that bad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:59, Reply)

That is correct.
It's a lot less dramatic than you seem to be thinking.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:57, Reply)

See?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:07, Reply)

the pervert taking those photos must have been quite annoyed that you kept getting in them

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:20, Reply)

"skinnyish to the knee and then baggy to the waist with a kind of 'double arse'"



(Cave Duck, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:50, Reply)

It's not that you >can't< touch this -
more that you probably just don't want to.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:54, Reply)