And they don't cone.
You need a cone shape for a good spliff.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Get a rolling mat.
You can shape/cone as you wish with one of them.

However, you cannot beat rolling by hand.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:11, Reply)

A £10 note
works just as well.

Specifically, roll up a little bit of cardboard (5x2cm or so) to stop burnt bits getting in your lungs, place on a £10 note, add weed and a few strands of tobacco if you want (makes it easier to roll). Pic

Fold the note in half, roll between your fingers for a bit until the mixture starts to form a sorta cylindrical shape. Unfold, slide a rolling paper glue side up a little under the mixture (like this) and carefully roll it up until just the glue strip is sticking out. Lick the strip, finish rolling to stick it down and retrieve your perfectly-formed joint.
(four, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:31, Reply)

Alternatively, learn to fucking skin up and don't look like an amateur.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:35, Reply)

It's the easiest way to roll
and I imagine they can't be arsed to spend most of their first time swearing at little bits of paper
(four, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:38, Reply)

If you can't skin up you don't get to be in my gang
It's as bad as liking pendulum, laughing at Michael McIntyre and believing Green Day to be 'a proper band'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Good God! another joint rolling bore.
I used to hang around with guys who would take ages to roll the perfect spliff, extolling the virtues of every angle of each joint while we all sat there waiting to get high.

JUST GET THE FUCKING THING ROLLED, IT'S GOING TO BE ON FIRE IN FIVE MINUTES.
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:51, Reply)

*shakes head in disbelief*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:52, Reply)

they were clearly losers
the art is being able to skin up the perfect spliff in as short a time as possible.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:28, Reply)