Sara Cox
Can be quite funny when she's not consciously trying to be lolwaki, which is sadly not often.
( Kroney, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:34, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

before she was on the radio
she was quite tasty as well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)

She married a mate of mine.
I don't like her - great breasts, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)

AND she can chew through a Giant Redwood in a couple of hours
handy when you're trying to damn a river
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:43, Reply)

I was very pleased when they got divorced.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)

did you ever say anything horrible to her?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Not to her face - or his.
If you're reading this, hello Jon, your wife was a knob!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)

You were never going to get on with her
He was a good mate of yours and she was a large aquatic rodent
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Damn rivers.
Flowing all the way to the sea without a thought.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Damn Rivers
All that post menopausal whining, and a head/face shaped like that of a Barbie doll which has had the adaptor of a standard bicycle pump hermetically sealed to it's neck and then had the pump "plunger" withdrawn 3/4 quarters of its stroke length.
(Cave Duck, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I'd be a bit ashamed of myself afterwards
but I still totally would.
( Kroney, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)