Where is Sarah Cox from?
I'm being forced to listen to her prattle today, and I just realised i've been subconciously thinking she has a speech defect, rather than the truth that she's regional. I'm not normally an accent snob but christ her voice is driving me to murderous thoughts
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:24, 34 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Google says Bolton

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:26, Reply)

bolton
Is a shithole
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Bolton, she bangs on about it all the Time.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:26, Reply)

one of my brother's friends is from bolton
but he doesn't sound like there's something wrong with his face

weird
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:20, Reply)

It's easy to imitate her voice
say "Bolton Bolton Bolton" in a northen accent whilst baring your front two teeth
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)

...and saying errrrr every 3 seconds

( broadsword, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Is her middle names "loves the", her last name is actually Cocks?
And instead of working in radio, her jobs is as a fluffer for the pornographic industry, but she volentiers instead of getting paid, because she loves the job so much?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:30, Reply)

It's sad times for the fluffers, Gonz.
They all got made redundant with the advent of viagra. Hollywood's now filled with ladies offering to suck you off 'only a little bit, just until you're hard enough to fuck' for rock-bottom prices.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)

*relocates*
Actually, I can't think of anything more fustrating than being all dressed up ready for a night out and then finding out that the place you're going out closed due to refurbishment and you end up getting a take away on the way home instead to watch while having the recorded hollyoaks on.... IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)

"Closed for refurbishment" is my new favourite term for being up on blocks.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)

hahaha
Easily amused. The pair of us.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Sara Cox
Can be quite funny when she's not consciously trying to be lolwaki, which is sadly not often.
( Kroney, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:34, Reply)

before she was on the radio
she was quite tasty as well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)

She married a mate of mine.
I don't like her - great breasts, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)

AND she can chew through a Giant Redwood in a couple of hours
handy when you're trying to damn a river
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:43, Reply)

I was very pleased when they got divorced.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)

did you ever say anything horrible to her?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Not to her face - or his.
If you're reading this, hello Jon, your wife was a knob!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)

You were never going to get on with her
He was a good mate of yours and she was a large aquatic rodent
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Damn rivers.
Flowing all the way to the sea without a thought.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Damn Rivers
All that post menopausal whining, and a head/face shaped like that of a Barbie doll which has had the adaptor of a standard bicycle pump hermetically sealed to it's neck and then had the pump "plunger" withdrawn 3/4 quarters of its stroke length.
(Cave Duck, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I'd be a bit ashamed of myself afterwards
but I still totally would.
( Kroney, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Sara Cox...
...continually perpetuates the myth that women from Bolton are gobby, uneducated self-centred halfwits with an extremely relaxed attitude to personal hygiene.

And for that reason, she should be sentenced to life imprisonment with Chris Moyles as her cellmate.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)

My best mates ex was from Bolton
She also added that they're all twats, and thick as pigshit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)

I've met some lovely people from Bolton...
...who are ashamed to be associated with Sara Cox, quite understandably so.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)

All she talks about is her fucking daughter
Radio One is bollocks until 7pm anyway.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)

She is Monty!
AICMFP
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)

See I purposely deleted that before posting it as I thought
it was a little bit too mean. Damnit.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)

or
her
She is Bert!
AICMFP
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Mindpiss.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)

woohoo!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)

her fucking
fucking her
daughter sister
She is Bert AICMFP.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)

I quite like her but it's all personal choice innit?
But I understand about the accent thing.
Rachel Allen, Irish cook - no idea where hers is from.
She says 'evan' instead of 'oven'. Grr.
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)

i prefer fearne 'pointy face' cotton
as long as i get to imagine she's pretty, rather than be made aware of the ghastly reality
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:19, Reply)