Manchester is not, never has been and never will be 'safe'.
Carry a picture of Chompy at all times to terrify any potential assailant.

Ross 'Nurble' is shit. Peter Cook shall never be equalled.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ah, I see that validation of last week is gone.
What I meant is that I felt comfortable going out on my own, and was not afraid to go out after dark.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I have to say that wandering around on your own at night in any city ,
even if you are a man, is not a good idea. You should not feel comfortable doing that as you are being reckless with your own safety.

The world is full of ghastly people.

Now, I'm only saying this because I care, OK? Good, well have a nice night and here's £20 for a cab home. DON'T SPEND IT ON CIDER - PROMISE?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)

PROMISE
I don't like cider, so it's fine.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I once accidentally walked through St Pauls (in Bristol)
at midnight by myself.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)

That's quite brave!
I go there a fair bit as I have some friends there and you can watch the atmosphere change from between 6ish 8ish. The carnival is epic mind.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)

it was an accident
I didn't realise I was in St Pauls until the next day
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Exeter is pretty safe actually
people only get stabbed and beaten by people they know
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)

You'll be alright then, you unpopular cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:13, Reply)

one of the reasons why I try and alienate everyone I meet

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I used to regularly walk home alone in Liverpool
Through Smithdown and the town end of Kensington. I got some shit when I lived in Aigburth though, on account of being a 'goffick' and all.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Have you heard peter cook and whats his face from brass eye's radio show?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I have not - and had no idea it existed. Sounds superb. Is it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

bit hit and miss but generally good
www.b3ta.com/links/Why_Bother_Chris_Morris_and_Peter_Cook
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Many thanks indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)