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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I don't usually do links, but this has shaken me up a bit .www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-11407766
This is my area, there have been a couple of others as well, and an attempted attack occurred on my road. This has really freaked me out, I walk home alone in the dark all the time from dance and friends' houses - five times last week when the attacks all occurred - without a second thought. This is the first time I haven't felt safe in Manchester and I don't like it.
We haven't had a good dose of MTFU in a while, so can you do the honours please.
What's scared you recently?
Alt Q: I'm going to see Ross Noble tonight for the third time and I'm ultramega excited, OK. Who is your favourite comedian, and who do you think should be shot in the face?
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You don't need one, you ain't you gee el why.(
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*Quickly replies before a rush of other replies agreeing with you*(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:50, Reply)
I think I got the lyrics wrong =((
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:56,
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MTFU and carry a chainsawAlt Q: Michael McIntyre should be quietly disposed of, as should Tim Minchin. However Eddie Izzard has my royal permission to live long and thrive
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:32,
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Ooh so closeThe Izz is the lifelong King of stand-up comedians, and McIntyre should certainly be removed, although I would argue that it needs to be done with as much screaming as possible. Can't agree with you on Tim Minchin though, he's fucking hilarious. Despite being Australian. And ginger.
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I prefer Stephen Lynch in the comedy musician departmentplus he's well fit.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:47,
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Yeah but you fancy Ed Byrne mateI've not heard of this scoundrel Lynch. SUMMARISE
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He's well fit.www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpWB_ZiFy-Q
He sings songs such as Ugly Baby and Special Olympics.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:56,
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Right, checking that out at homeMs Foxtrot bloody loves Minchin and Bailey so hopefully this will cheer her up
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oh man so close....Although I see kitty was being her usual bitchy self below.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:27,
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I agree with McIntyre, the mincing upperclass twitBut Tim Michin is ace.
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he's a cut-price Bill Bailey(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:42,
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A less good version of Bill Baileyis still bloody funny. Anyway Minchin's sense of humour is less wilfully abstract than Bailey's. Plenty of time for both of them
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Minchin bores mehe wears awfully thin
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:46,
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I liked him at Sonisphere(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:47,
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No idea. He is the epitome of 'Fucking Shit'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:00,
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McIntyre? Upper class? Please.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:00,
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that's pretty grimalso a friend of mine has a student who got gangraped at a club in london recently - 8 guys just surrounded her and nobody noticed. horrendous.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:32,
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I can never get my head around it when this happensNot one of the group thought "This is fucked up" and did anything to stop it. If a group of my mates tried anything like this (which they wouldn't) I'd be reporting it before they started.
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Peej, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:37,
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I'd be throwing some punches first(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:38,
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Damn rightand groin kicks, and headbutts.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:39,
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fantastic mental image(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:41,
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I'm not Paint-ing sloppy vaginas writhing around like slugs in a jar(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:48,
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Oh go onIf it's half as funny as I'm imagining it to be it'll be POTD for sure
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NoIt'd take ages to get the disembodied gynees arranged so they look 3D in the jar, plus I'm crap at glistening effects.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:53,
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I always think that!At what point in any conversation does anyone bring up "so....fancy doing some raping tonight?" and who the hell goes along with it?! I can't imagine any of my male friends even bringing it up. I know one guy who preys on drunk girls and his male friends think he is disgusting for it.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:40,
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Somewhere after "My round? what is it 8 WKDs and a round of Jaeger bombs"/because those are the drinks of rapey cunts.
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I like Jager bombs...(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:52,
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You bastardI demand a fair hearing! I'll rape the shi-, wait, ignore that.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:54,
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Do us all a favourAnd don't walk home late at night, at least for a while. Or, MTFU and kill any creep with your swordcane.
I was a little bit scared by almost driving head on into a Land Rover Defender on a single lane country road near Woolacombe. High hedges both sides, and he was clearly going faster than he ought, but thankfully for me both our vehicles had decent brakes.
AltQ: He's dead, but Bill Hicks will always be my favourite comedian. Russel Brand should be shot in the face.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:32,
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I have bodyguards.My male housemates have offered to escort me to and from the bus stop after dark.
But to be honest, none of them are particularly built, I think my flail would be more useful. But it's nice to feel protected.
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Even one other personNo matter sex or size, is often enough of a deterrent.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:37,
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You don't need anyone well built.Just someone with you, these sort of people prey on women on their own.
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Hah, you should have seen the hill out of Lynmouth.I was shitting ping-pong balls the whole way up it.
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it's nuts isn't it?I've been working up near there recently. Amazing coast, but some of those roads are mental
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:40,
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yeahdid you go through porlock? hill there is even crazier
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:58,
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some fun driving across there too(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:16,
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Did you also tell a western gentleman that you "loved him long time"?(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:16, Reply)
Fuck that's horribleI used to live just round the corner from there.
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When you say "this is my area"do you mean "of expertise"?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:34,
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Erm, couple of friends wanted to see my new piercingThere was no one else in the lift so...
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that was funny(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:58,
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me neitherI assumed he would explain it.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:08,
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I found your use of it funnier than the actual joke(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:11,
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I was hoping it would be about the musical cats.I'm disappointed.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:24,
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Ahh you got it then?Did it hurt much?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:58,
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Yesand FUCKING YES IT DID.
That reminds me, it's time for its bath.
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It can't be worse than the septumI reckon I'm not far off having mine done.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:01,
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Monty could probably pierce his septum with cooked spaghetti.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:09,
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Was the one you had in somerset fake?YOU MASSIVE FAKER
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:28,
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ahhh that's less exciting than I thoughtI was hoping you just flashed a lift full of strangers.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:59,
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Love : Frankie Boyle/Dara O'Brain/Paul MertonShot in the Face : George Lamb/George Lamb/George Lamb
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The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:35,
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Frankie Boyle annoys me nowit's like he's trying too hard to be offensive and it's not as funny.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:49,
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He jazzed up Mock the Week though(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:59,
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yeah he was funny initiallybut I'm quite glad he's gone.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:00,
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Yeah that one creeped me out a bitI was going to tell you about it tonight and tell you off for walkig home alone!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:35,
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There's a car on my road with the licence plateKITY H
And it makes me think of you every time I see it.
We still need to sort out trains!
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I get paid tomorrow so I was going to try and book it thenwhen do you want to set off? If we go before 3pm it'll be off-peak cheapness joy.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:49,
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Sounds good to me,I'll check prices and see if it's affordable for moi. We'll have to book them together I suppose, or we won't get seats together.
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For the travel to London on the 22nd?When are you going and from where?
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Probably Piccaddilly I would thinkNot sure what time, I'll text you when we decide to book so you can book too if you like? I'm going to be taking Friday off work for it.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:01,
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sometime Saturday afternoon ish?we'll probably want some kind of hangover cure fry up type thing so we could go for lunch somewhere and then head home?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:06,
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I'm working on FridayBut only half day, I could be in Piccadilly around 1pm, I reckon, but don't worry for me, I can always go straight from Runcorn.
For the way back I'll be flying from Gatwick on Monday morning, so I can spend an extra night with Mark in Worthing.
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Cool, I'll text you when we book so you know which train to get(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:09,
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fucks sakeCan a bunch of us please go oop norf find this fat twat and give him a massive cunting in the fuck?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:36,
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I can finish work at 3:30(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:37,
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Rapists are the lowest of the fucking low I get so angry when I hear about them*angers*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:40,
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Child rapists are lowerScientologists are somewhere down with them too.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:42,
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also any one who likes Twilight(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:43,
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And James CordenAnd Chris Moyles
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:44,
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14 year old girlgot raped just over a short wall right next to a main road in Guildford right in the middle of the afternoon.
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Kroney, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:36,
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oh I laughed at "over a short wall"and now I feel bad.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:38,
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My favourite is between Dylan Moran, Jimmy Carr and Ed Byrnemy least favourite is James Corden. I fucking hate him. Even more so for the whole Patrick Stewart awards thing.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:38,
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Patrick Stewart is a Saint!Yes, I hate Corden too, even his name fills me with violent rage.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:39,
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Corden seems to be aware that his shtick is inept and one-noteand is therefore spreading himself as thin (oh, the irony) as possible to milk every last penny from it. I predict the nation will become tired of him, or just realise that he's not and never has been funny, before the end of next year.
In fact I might put together a petition to have him handed over to us when this happens, so we can take reparations for our suffering in flesh
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Gavin & Staceyis depressingly awful and shit
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:45,
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Still haven't seen itWasn't inclined to before it became apparent what an annoying cunt Corden is, certainly am not now
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it's so badthat he is one of the best things about it
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:46,
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liesthe hope that the entirety of Wales will be swallowed in an inferno that will surely blot out everyone of their lives enabled me to keep going for a whole five minutes
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:48,
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yay as I hate rob brydon too(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:48,
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So long as Kaol and Mel and their pets get out safe first.(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:49,
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oh.. oh yeah I forgot about them(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:49,
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kaol would survive the infernoand eat the well-cooked remains of everyone else.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:50,
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Nah, Kaol can stay for the fireball.He'll love Fallout-ing it up in the wasteland.
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Horrifically shit.And that new thing, "Him and Her" or something is just as fucking bad.
/housemates watch both
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my room-mate last yearloved Gavin & Stacey. She could watch them over and over again :(
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:48,
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what's the patrick stewart awards thing?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:40,
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Do you not have google in Devon?Devon the China of England
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:42,
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we have googlebut we also have a great deal of apathy
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:43,
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:45,
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Patrick Stewartcalled him fat on stage at an awards event to a room full of awkward silence.
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Kroney, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:46,
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he was really rude to Patrick Stewart at an awards showwhen they were on stage. It was pretty cringe worthy.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:51,
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James Cordonrevolts me utterly and completely
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:44,
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Alt Q:Like; Dylan Moran, Dave Chappelle, Louis CK, Tracy Morgan. Rhona Cameron is not funny and should find another profession.
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I used to have this theory that in our image-obsessed age,anyone who made it as a success in the field of entertainment despite being minging must be good - Cheryl Cole didn't get the level of fame she has now because she has the best voice in Girls Aloud, for example. I think this was born of a stoned affection for one of KT Tunstall's earlier songs. Then someone pointed out that Jo Brand is nowhere near funny enough to be famous and my theory vanished like God when someone showed him a Babel fish
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+ which is when I realised that, hey maybe even I could make it in the entertainment world. Fingers crossed for that invite to Strictly next year!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:59,
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Time for another of my patented "I'm off to lunch so won't have to reap the whirlwind of my comments" repliesFuck you
put too much thought into the title again, nothing left in the tank
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I hate that black woman who's on Mock the Week frequentlyJo something I think. She sucks. Not Jo Brand, obv.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:51,
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gina yasheri?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:55,
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Christ alive that sow has never said a funny sentence in her life.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:07,
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you have never spoken (or written) a truer word(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:10,
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She has nothing beyond"MAH MOTHER IS NAH-JEER-IAN! It's not racist, see, because I'm black."
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this is truereginald D hunter resorts back to the "I'm black" thing too much for my liking too.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:22,
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Thanks Monty, you now owe me half a bottle of cokeAs I've just spat mine all down myself.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:32,
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Yes, erm....Coca-Cola*looks round nervously*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:35,
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Yeah but when he does it's funny and topical.I think he is superb.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:37,
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yes hershe seems to think loud is funny.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:11,
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is she the young blonde thing who looks like Agynes Dean?If so, she's lame.
I also hate Sarah Millican.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:25,
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She is shitI find her witty on panel shows and excruciatingly cringeworthy doing stand up. I can't think of many good female comedians.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:27,
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There must be one, somewhere though.Logic dictates as much surely.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:36,
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I like old black and white comedyLike Buster Keaton and that funny little man with the little mustache who waves his arms around and is always getting into scrapes, y'know what'shisname...Hitler
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:42,
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Three years ago, I would have trolled the fuck out of this, I think i've grown as an adult, in that respect.Not being funny, but do you have some sort of defence, like even an alarm or something? That's beyond horrific.
I really hope they can trace that mobile that he knicked to at least the last location of it's last transmission.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:48,
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If it was still onTracing it wouldn't be that problematic.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:50,
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Yeah, I have a rape alarmMy mum made me get one last year, and as I mentioned up there, I have escorts to and from the main road and the bus stop after dark.
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I have one of them toofuck it's loud.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:52,
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Kinda the pointMy parents got my sister one when she went to uni. Dumb bitch thought she'd test it in the pub where Mum and Dad had taken her for lunch.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:56,
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Couple of my old flatmates had them too.We throw them into peoples rooms and then run away with the pins.
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When I was about 10, we found one in the park.Naturally we thought it was a bomb so we did the only thing we could to disarm it; throw rocks and stuff at it. After a few hours we got it dismantled, safe in the knowledge that the mean streets of Cockfosters is safe once again.
I hope nobody used it for it's intention, it would be quite gutting to set off a rape alarm in distress only for some kids to distroy it thinking it's a bomb.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:03,
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I accidentally set mine off at a house party.Nothing like everyone screaming at you to make you move quicker in finding the pin amongst all the crap in your bag.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:12,
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we had to carry them as estate agents. Gay rule but led to many pranks.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:26,
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Damn, that's really bad that you have to do that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:08,
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Bit scary - on a serious note, stay in pairs, try not to be out alone after dark etc. You know all this though.Ross Noble is great going to see him next month in Bristol.
Michael McIntyre can fuck off, and Mark Watson.
Love Reginald D Hunter, and Frankie Boyle but also Jethro.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:49,
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Manchester is not, never has been and never will be 'safe'.Carry a picture of Chompy at all times to terrify any potential assailant.
Ross 'Nurble' is shit. Peter Cook shall never be equalled.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:50,
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Ah, I see that validation of last week is gone.What I meant is that I felt comfortable going out on my own, and was not afraid to go out after dark.
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I have to say that wandering around on your own at night in any city ,even if you are a man, is not a good idea. You should not feel comfortable doing that as you are being reckless with your own safety.
The world is full of ghastly people.
Now, I'm only saying this because I care, OK? Good, well have a nice night and here's £20 for a cab home. DON'T SPEND IT ON CIDER - PROMISE?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:56,
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I once accidentally walked through St Pauls (in Bristol)at midnight by myself.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:01,
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That's quite brave!I go there a fair bit as I have some friends there and you can watch the atmosphere change from between 6ish 8ish. The carnival is epic mind.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:05,
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it was an accidentI didn't realise I was in St Pauls until the next day
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:05,
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Exeter is pretty safe actuallypeople only get stabbed and beaten by people they know
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:08,
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You'll be alright then, you unpopular cunt.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:13,
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one of the reasons why I try and alienate everyone I meet(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:15,
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I used to regularly walk home alone in LiverpoolThrough Smithdown and the town end of Kensington. I got some shit when I lived in Aigburth though, on account of being a 'goffick' and all.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:09,
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Have you heard peter cook and whats his face from brass eye's radio show?(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:53, Reply)
I have not - and had no idea it existed. Sounds superb. Is it?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:57,
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bit hit and miss but generally goodwww.b3ta.com/links/Why_Bother_Chris_Morris_and_Peter_Cook
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Buy a car, less chance of rapey funtimes with the bonus that you don't have to walk.I like Milton Jones and Josie Long don't like Russell Brand or Omid 'one joke' Djalli (sp?)
*edit* I also like Sean Lock, was meant to be seeing him this weekend but I've ended up in the wrong country :(
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broadsword, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:52,
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Djalili is fucking terrible.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:58,
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this, the man is a stain.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:03,
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There should be several self defence classes at your uni though?failing that, if you get grabbed go for the eyes, throat or groin. One good shot to any of those areas should buy you some time to leg it.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:56,
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I once read that you should try and pee on the guy to put him off.I don't think I could pee in such a stressful situation.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:14,
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That is an interesting approach.I wonder if anyone has tried it? I would still opt for the hit and run tactic.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:24,
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I'll go walking around Fallowfield tonight and let you know(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:26,
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My brother was a squatter in Hulme for ten years,I have seen the dark underbelly of Manchester at its worst and know some frankly horrifying ancedotes.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:28,
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I think that's true of any city thoughexcept Milton Keynes of course, everyone there bakes bread for each other and they leave their doors unlocked in case people want to nip in for tea.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:29,
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Rather than "An evening with *insert gash celebrity* on ITV.Can we have one with Monty Boyce where you regale us with your sickest and most sordid stories.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:30,
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As well as Rob Brydon, James Cordonand the ones mentioned above, I'd like to consign Andy Parsons to the flames
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:00,
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I like himhe is quite good, wrote Outnumbered which I love.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:02,
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EuchCan't stand Outnumbered. I find the main chap (Mock the Week man)'s face funny, but it's so terribly trite and yuppie
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:04,
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I really like it. It has a charm.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:20,
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I think that was Andy Hamilton (of "Drop The Dead Donkey" fame)Though they have similar head to body ratios, so it's easy to mix them up.
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You are right!Andy Parsons is the twat off mock the week. I don't like him either. Interestingly though Russell Howard says Andy Parsons gets by far the biggest laughs when filming.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:20,
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I can't decide if I like Russell Howard.Sometimes he's really funny, but others he's really annoying. He looks like he has Downs.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:26,
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why must everything be so black and white Monty?Can't anything be grey?! I don't think I've ever heard you say "it was ok, but not great".
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:30,
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I don't find him amazingly funnyhe is a bit child like for me. But he is a good bloke and knobbing one of my friends so I have to pretend.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:29,
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You mean Andy. Parsons. ?Now. I don't know about you. But....
He looks like Errol Brown in negative and is about as funny as Hepatitis C.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:09,
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We could easily shave LiC and replace andy. parsons with himThe perfect crime!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:14,
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Let's do it.(then shave LiC and replace Andy. Parsons with him)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:16,
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*giggles*Oh you *girlish hand gesture*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:19,
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Can we somehow make sure he has some of this on him?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:40,
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As soon as Andy Parsons was mentionedI knew this was coming.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:57,
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Fuck, thats horrificAlt Q: Ross Noble is awesome, you can hear me on his last DVD. I also love Eddie Izzard, Billy Connolly, Bill Bailey, Bill Hicks and Dylan Moran. EDIT: Oh, and Stephen Lynch (thanks for the reminder Kitty)
Lee Evans and Russell Brand should both die a slow, painful death.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:03,
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GrimSome alleged serial sex attacker lives in a little street I pass on my way home from a night out.
I have passed his street when under the influence countless times late at night over the years.
I will not be doing this again until he's banged up.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:09,
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:32,
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You shagged your own sisterwhat do you know of standards you despicable cunt.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:35,
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I really like Jimmy Carrhis laugh makes me laugh.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:27,
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Someone (maybe Claudia Winkleman)said that Jimmy Carr always looks like someone who's just taken their glasses off. Reading it now it looks odd but I think she's on to something.
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