I used to have this theory that in our image-obsessed age,
anyone who made it as a success in the field of entertainment despite being minging must be good - Cheryl Cole didn't get the level of fame she has now because she has the best voice in Girls Aloud, for example. I think this was born of a stoned affection for one of KT Tunstall's earlier songs. Then someone pointed out that Jo Brand is nowhere near funny enough to be famous and my theory vanished like God when someone showed him a Babel fish
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:56, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

+ which is when I realised that, hey maybe even I could make it in the entertainment world. Fingers crossed for that invite to Strictly next year!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Time for another of my patented "I'm off to lunch so won't have to reap the whirlwind of my comments" replies
Fuck you

put too much thought into the title again, nothing left in the tank
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)