I love sending drunk texts.
But none are particularly embarrassing the next day. I like to save my especially non-sensical and weird ones for my sister. Usually memes. I text her the other night and told her I could really huff a kitten right now. She was horrified until I explained what huffing meant the next day.

Although, when I called it off with Guy-I-Couln't-Get-Over, it got to the point where I had to instruct my friends that if when I was drunk they caught me trying to use my phone, they were to take it off me immediately.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:37, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

haha last time I was drunk texting the guy I couldn't get over I went with Amy Winehouse lyrics
"you know I'm trouble, I'm no good" of course he didn't get it

about a week later I got a text from him saying "Why can't you ever text or call and see HOW I'M DOING?!@!!"

twat
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I used to change guys' numbers in my phone to "DO NOT RING!"

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:49, Reply)