urgh
too sweet. just give me the vodka, freezing cold, on the rocks. ta.

aftershave sounds nice though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:53, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Lacoste Red
will be changed soon. 'Tis a very summery aftershave. I need something more autumnal.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:05, Reply)

ralph lauren romance for men
or chanel allure pour homme are both pretty much guaranteed to inspire orgasms at fifty paces
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Whilst bringing someone off from fifty paces sounds brilliant.
I fear I'd see no real benefit in it.

What is is it for me? Other than leaving a trail of wet-women in my wake? Surely the best aftershave would be the one that enabled the wearer to inspire an orgasm from under the sheets, in the car or near a kennel.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:16, Reply)

you sound cynical
but i bet you check them both out in boots nonetheless!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:21, Reply)

boots or trainers. What I have on my feet won't decide the purchase.
Have I missed the point again?

(But yes, I will check them both out).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:23, Reply)