Yes, perhaps I'm being particularly unimaginative
but I really do fail to see how that would work. Or if it did work, how it would be any kind of fun at all...
(berk, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Ask Crow.
He's experienced with fiddling around with people's arses...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:07, Reply)

Let's just say I've learnt a lot of makeshift proctology...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:10, Reply)

The word "arse-burst" came up in class today.
Thought of you.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:11, Reply)

how would that come up?!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:12, Reply)

It was in the published translation of our text.
GO GO GO CLASSICS.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:14, Reply)

classic porn?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:15, Reply)

Debbie Does Delphi

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:16, Reply)

Oh my god AMAZING

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:18, Reply)

Yup
2 modules' worth. Poor Crow has been regaled with filthy poetry (I recall saying he had a mouth like a pissing mule's vagina) and my username is from a play about a sexstrike.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:17, Reply)

woah!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:19, Reply)

ubera ingentia habes.
ubera amo.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:21, Reply)

??

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:24, Reply)

You have large breasts.
I like breasts.


bumammus means "having large breasts", fact fans.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:25, Reply)

yes I do
and now I know more...latin?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:29, Reply)

ita vero.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:34, Reply)

That's right?

(berk, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Yep!
"I want to suck you off" is "te glubere volo"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:40, Reply)

*snort*
I shall bear that in mind if I ever want a really odd chat up line for a posh boy.
(berk, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:44, Reply)

Hahaha!
Anything else you'd like to learn to say?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:45, Reply)

I shall have a ponder
I love the way we know all this slang and rude stuff for what is considered a 'classic' language. The Romans were a proper filthy bunch of bastards.
(berk, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:50, Reply)

The Greeks were worse, in my honest opinion.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Well, you're the classics scholar!
I find I know less about the Greeks excesses than I do about the Romans. Lots of buggering and orgies and whatnot I believe?
(berk, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:59, Reply)

"Alright, but don't get any in my hair"?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:53, Reply)

"te sinam, nisi in coma meias"

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:55, Reply)

You're not supposed to examine the prostate
with your penis, Crow.
(berk, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:11, Reply)

But I can pop one of those miniature cameras into the end of it!

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:13, Reply)

it's the tripod that makes it difficult, though

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:15, Reply)