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Psst! Anyone want to see a gorgeous pair?
Replies for picture (SFW, fear not)
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 19:56, 138 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Got the one on the right just this afternoon and am still in the throes of an uncharacteristically childish excitement


EDIT: I think they need names, don't you?
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 19:57, Reply)
Very nice.
Which means nothing from someone who wouldn't know a nice guitar from a plank of wood.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:00, Reply)
Oh, I don't know
I think it's possible to appreciate its appearance (because it is incredibly sexy), even if my comments about the action and playability would be lost on you.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:02, Reply)
It is shiny : )

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:19, Reply)
Adolf and Heinrich?
Barker and Corbett?
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 8:31, Reply)
Oh, go on then
Freshly back from..erm...Denmark street, is it?

EDIT - ooo, shiny.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 19:57, Reply)
I am basically in the mood of a child who has just acquired a wonderful new toy but has nobody to show it to.

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:00, Reply)
I'm sure there will be a few more lurkers
on here this evening who will indulge you. My appreciation for your shiny new toy (fnar fnar) is great but I'm afraid so is my ignorance of bass guitars.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:02, Reply)
I'm sure Vipros will indulge with more technical comment if he turns up
In the meantime, LOOK AT IT SHINE!
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:13, Reply)
Very nice.
I'm a bit worried you're going to start writing bass duets now though!
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:02, Reply)
Too late...
(Edit: Think it would be too soon to bring this beauty down to the Spice next Tuesday?)
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:03, Reply)
Also, didn't you post a youtube link
to one of your bands? Or was that Vipros?
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:12, Reply)
I may have cheekily slipped a link in at some point
Vipros has also done the same, and his included footage of some bloke in a bear suit who was a dead ringer for Chompy...
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:14, Reply)
link?
I shall go and have a nosy.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:18, Reply)
For noseying purposes:
Try this one*

*With thanks to my old housemate for patiently filming that gig
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:21, Reply)
Very good!
I approve. Think I like 'Don't Bring Your Blues' better, though.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:29, Reply)
Ta kindly!
Yeah, Don't Bring... is probably a more accessible tune. I just thought Mama Crow would be more appropriate!
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:33, Reply)
But of course :)
I may have to see about coming down to That London and see you play sometime.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:35, Reply)
Could be a while
Our drummer's somewhat AWOL at the moment. Hence, partly, the shameless bass-whoring I've been doing of late. (Which reminds me, I'm supposed to be playing with this feller next Thursday and I still haven't learnt his songs...)
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:46, Reply)
Aw, rubbish
Oh well, keep me posted?
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:00, Reply)
Will do.
(To be honest, by the time we get one sorted I'll probably get sufficiently excited as to bung it on the Calendar if nothing else)
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:01, Reply)
Heh
Haven't you?

Meh, you'll be fine.
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:23, Reply)
Woo!
*throws knickers at laptop screen*
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:34, Reply)
*throws trousers at passing traffic*

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:42, Reply)
Pretty.
You mean you've not named the one on the left? Still?
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:29, Reply)
I'm tempted to call the left one Brenda
After my late grandmother - large, no-nonsense sort of woman with a broad Leicestershire voice* that could cut through stone. I just don't know whether my father - having helped me build the thing - would approve of that description...

I think the cutie on the right needs a slightly sexier name.

*NB This is not to say my bass has an East Midlands accent.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:32, Reply)
Hahaha- imaginative, to say the least.
Sexy name? Does that mean you want to sex her? I'd imagine the strings might chafe a little but the pickups with make it alllll alright :P
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:37, Reply)
Oh come on, does the mere sight of that guitar not even give you the slightest wide-on?

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:39, Reply)
It looks a little pointy.
Though I have witnessed my friend masturbating with a double bass. I could explain...but I'll leave it for now :P

It does look rather nice. But then again I did think my ex's 5 string was pretty...
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:40, Reply)
What??
No, I think you should explain!
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:43, Reply)
^ Seconded
I mean, literally masturbating, or just taking a very self-indulgent solo?
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:44, Reply)
Hahahahahaha
1. Take large double bass
2. Turn it on its side
3. Straddle bass in the nicely built in "saddle"
4. Pluck strings
5. Add vocal harmony

:D
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:49, Reply)
How very Mighty Boosh..

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:50, Reply)
Howso?

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:51, Reply)
One of the characters
in the 2nd series episodes 'The Priest and the Beast' does that.
/feels incredibly sad for knowing this
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:54, Reply)
Isn't that more what Crow wants to do to the new Bass?

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:55, Reply)
I was changing a string!

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:56, Reply)
Oh really. REALLY.
At least give her* a name. It's practically paedophilia when they don't have names...

*Or he? You are a colossal bumder, after all.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:58, Reply)
I am that
But what to call her? I'm kind of stuck for inspiration.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:07, Reply)
Shirley Bass-ey
geddit?
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:07, Reply)
Name her after a favourite song, or artist?
Or just go for Crowsephine.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:09, Reply)
My favourite song is "Bargain" by The Who
Whilst it would be an accurate description, it's not the most flattering name to give to something.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:12, Reply)
Tshck.
What make is she?
oh god why am I personifying your guitar?
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:16, Reply)
Epiphone
(Which makes the obvious one Persephone, but that just sounds a bit wet)
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:19, Reply)
I thought as much (sqinting as much, shape of the head at least)
I almost bought an Epi as my first guitar. Instead I had a Tele with double pickups. It was quite nice, actually.

He had a name, but I've forgotten it.

Tisiphone? She was one of the Furies, and a reet bitch. Or a really beautiful girl.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:23, Reply)
Bizarrely
that's exactly what they said...(it's about minute 2)
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:58, Reply)
(I too have seen that episode!)

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:00, Reply)
my friend 'found' an erotic novel
which had an anal violin in it
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:00, Reply)
*mind boggles*
explain because I am NOT typing that into google
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:03, Reply)
Yes, perhaps I'm being particularly unimaginative
but I really do fail to see how that would work. Or if it did work, how it would be any kind of fun at all...
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:06, Reply)
Ask Crow.
He's experienced with fiddling around with people's arses...
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:07, Reply)
Let's just say I've learnt a lot of makeshift proctology...

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:10, Reply)
The word "arse-burst" came up in class today.
Thought of you.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:11, Reply)
how would that come up?!

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:12, Reply)
It was in the published translation of our text.
GO GO GO CLASSICS.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:14, Reply)
classic porn?

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:15, Reply)
Debbie Does Delphi

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:16, Reply)
Oh my god AMAZING

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:18, Reply)
Yup
2 modules' worth. Poor Crow has been regaled with filthy poetry (I recall saying he had a mouth like a pissing mule's vagina) and my username is from a play about a sexstrike.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:17, Reply)
woah!

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:19, Reply)
ubera ingentia habes.
ubera amo.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:21, Reply)
??

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:24, Reply)
You have large breasts.
I like breasts.


bumammus means "having large breasts", fact fans.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:25, Reply)
yes I do
and now I know more...latin?
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:29, Reply)
ita vero.

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:34, Reply)
That's right?

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:39, Reply)
Yep!
"I want to suck you off" is "te glubere volo"
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:40, Reply)
*snort*
I shall bear that in mind if I ever want a really odd chat up line for a posh boy.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:44, Reply)
Hahaha!
Anything else you'd like to learn to say?
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:45, Reply)
I shall have a ponder
I love the way we know all this slang and rude stuff for what is considered a 'classic' language. The Romans were a proper filthy bunch of bastards.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:50, Reply)
The Greeks were worse, in my honest opinion.

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:53, Reply)
Well, you're the classics scholar!
I find I know less about the Greeks excesses than I do about the Romans. Lots of buggering and orgies and whatnot I believe?
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:59, Reply)
"Alright, but don't get any in my hair"?

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:53, Reply)
"te sinam, nisi in coma meias"

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:55, Reply)
You're not supposed to examine the prostate
with your penis, Crow.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:11, Reply)
But I can pop one of those miniature cameras into the end of it!

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:13, Reply)
it's the tripod that makes it difficult, though

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:15, Reply)
It was described in detail, but my mind remembers it but hazily
(probably to save itself)

I think there was some kind of pear shaped thing inserted into the anus which had a violin string attached which the dominatrix woman played
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:08, Reply)
Different strokes
for different folks!
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:15, Reply)
Evenings all
This evening I decided to try this jogging lark that everyone seems to go on about. It made me tired, it got dark while I was in the middle of the countryside, and there seemed to be bats everywhere. I'm going to stick to design work from now on, a safe indoor pursuit.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:18, Reply)
I like bats.
My dad once accidently killed one after stepping on it in the dark and kicking it as he thought it was a shoe.

I buried it under a tree with a stone, on which was written in marker "Roost in Peace".
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:19, Reply)
awww, that's so sweet
Our loft had both my darkroom and bats. That was pretty cool
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:20, Reply)
I live right on the edge of town
So there are loads of bats just now. I know they won't, but I'm always scared they're going to fly into my face, especially if I'm on my bike.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:26, Reply)
I'm a little scared of them too
but they're adorable.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:46, Reply)
'ning PoD
I prefer going in the morning, around dawn usually. I don't feel tired afterward though, just very relaxed.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:30, Reply)
hello all
How is you thursday nigjhts? For the recordd I am a bit drunk - bloody barrisyters are a bad influence esp the ridiculously goodlooking ones - but any typos are due to blackberry small buttons not inebriation!!

My liver will be like a chamois leather by theend of this week.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 22:21, Reply)
Yeah yeah yeah.

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 22:22, Reply)
blackberry is black
Not pink. Deal with it, I habve to!
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 22:24, Reply)
Are you drunk because the barrisyters (sic) are unable to defend you in your claim against
John Lewis for sending you a GREEN thingyawhatsit for your home gym?

Or is it (yet) another work night out?
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 22:26, Reply)
There are never actually any other lawyers there
She just pretends there are to justify the drinking. I don't think she's even a real lawyer actually, it's just another side effect of the alcohol.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 22:28, Reply)
This might have legs POD
Evening by the way!
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 22:32, Reply)
excuse me ii have helped many b3tans legalluy!
Just not random scottishhers like ye
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 22:34, Reply)
nooo
Sun-wed I was on my masters couese in oxford hence student stylee drinking. Tongjt and tomorrow are work sessions!
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 22:29, Reply)
The mind of Ally McBeal (albeit with property).
The liver of Amy Winhouse.

You're a class act Swipe.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 22:33, Reply)
any of you sluts still around?
anybody ever buy cheap "art" online?

I quite like this
fineartamerica.com/featured/wondering-david-lee-thompson.html
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:27, Reply)
its blury
Or I'm drunk
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 22:16, Reply)
It is blurry
But you might still be drunk.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 22:18, Reply)
hi jeff
I've had burritos! I'm now a bit gassy. Opened a window so were good
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 22:20, Reply)
I had a curry
It was very nice.

There are no rumblings from my bottom at the moment. Tomorrow morning might be a different story.

I'm thinking of having a beer.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 22:21, Reply)
oh nice im going for a curry next friday

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 22:24, Reply)
What is your usual order?
Or are you one of those rare breeds that looks at the menu and orders something different everytime?
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 22:25, Reply)
I mostly do that, especially if it's a big menu
Although my go-to order is Nargis Kebab starter, Chicken Jalfrezi main with a shared pilau rice and a naan.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 22:59, Reply)
Little from column A
Little from column B.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 22:23, Reply)
Anyone left?

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 22:43, Reply)
Did you win your card game?

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 22:43, Reply)
yeah was dull though
everyone was bickering so I put my headphones in and listened to Stephen Fry read harry potter. I'm fucking cool me.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 22:48, Reply)
I do wonder what goes on in your head sometimes.
You go out to get stoned and play cards, but you end up playing cards whilst listening to Harry Potter.

What were your friends aruging about? The best quidditch team to support?
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 22:50, Reply)
It was pathetic
They were arguing over who had sorted each other out last when securing weed. It was so petty. I have loads of audiobooks on my ipod I like listening to books in the gym and on long drives. What you been up to?
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 22:51, Reply)
It's been rock and roll at Dog Fucker Towers this evening.
I cooked a curry and did some housework.

I've cleaned the bathroom and toilet, dusted the living room and run the dyson over the carpet and cleaned the kitchen.

So who did sort who out with the weed?
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 22:55, Reply)
Dunno it turned into a shouting match and a guy called Hooper walked out.
Then they sat there and slagged him off. I think that may be my last game there. Too hectic for me.

Housework is actually fun if you have a spliff during every task.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 22:58, Reply)
I'm not a big smoker
I'm not a big fan of housework either.

Is there something wrong with me?
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 23:05, Reply)

not + cock

Not as much as Monty has something wrong with him so I would be comforted by that.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 23:07, Reply)
I'm cock a big smoker?

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 23:10, Reply)
you knew what I meant pedant.

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 23:12, Reply)
heh heh heh

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 23:14, Reply)
blimey, Rachel's drunk again

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 22:43, Reply)
Is she hitting on you?
I miss being hit on by hot drunk women. *sadface*
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 22:57, Reply)
I'm still annoyed with you

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 22:58, Reply)
COME ON YOU BAGGIES
I made a fantastic onion gravy tonight, I had award-winning faggots from the local butchers and I did carrot and parsnip mash and petit pois. It was SUPER NOM.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 23:00, Reply)
I haven't had a faggot since boarding school
(go to town on that) I had crispy shredded beef, egg fried rice and a spring roll. Nom. Drogba has scored 12 in 12 against us. I am dreading Sunday.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 23:02, Reply)
FAG!
You need a new keeper.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 23:06, Reply)
Pot Kettle Black

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 23:08, Reply)
Is that regarding the keeper or the FAG! comment?
If it's the keeper statement. We already have two fine Championship keepers on the books, we never needed a new one at the start of the season and I remain unconvinced by him now.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 23:09, Reply)
just the football
I am a raging bender, bums against the wall and all that.

I want Skeetlenburg or whatever his name is.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 23:11, Reply)
He'd be a good signing for you.
Do you know why?

Because he has a long name and Wenger will be able to balance the books by selling replica shirts. It's usually £3.00 a letter if you have a name on the back of it.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 23:13, Reply)
I will email him now
He will be frothing at the gash about that.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 23:15, Reply)
I reckon my theory might have legs.
He'll make it his business to sign players with long names for the additional revenue.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 23:17, Reply)
I'm having two faggots for lunch on Saturday
before going "up the Brummie End" for the game against Bolton.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 23:11, Reply)
should be a home win
bolton are gash
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 23:11, Reply)
They managed a draw against Manure last week
but we are flying at home. Last 3 home games all the goals have been scored at the Birmingham Road end of the ground (theirs in the first half, ours in the second), I usually sit at the opposite end but I've switched for this game.

Cue us tanking and our entire season going downhill.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 23:14, Reply)
It's not the sort of game that would have me racing for the pub to watch it.

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 23:15, Reply)
I am going to bed
Good evening to you all.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 23:17, Reply)
To dream about us all.
Night-Night, sleep tight, don't let the bed-bugs bite.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 23:18, Reply)

us all big titted ginger zombies with samurai swords
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 23:20, Reply)

big titted ginger zombies with samurai swords men.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 23:23, Reply)
touche

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 23:24, Reply)

touche touching mens bits.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 23:24, Reply)
I hate you

(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 8:36, Reply)

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