yes
yes they do. and those are exactly what i bought!

they are pretty but orthopaedic.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:36, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I don't like them at all. Please hide them before I come round later.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:38, Reply)

she was planning to walk up and down your spine wearing them

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Only if you promise to hide that massive German sausage of yours

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Oh I will be 'hiding the sausage' alright.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)

god
i don't wear my ass-toning shoes in front of sexy guys. you know me better than that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)

You won't be needing them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)

how about the red stilettos
shall i leave those on?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Ah. Those you will be needing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:51, Reply)

so just to clarify
shiny red patent stilettos are sexier than club-footed trainers?

got it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)

WRITE THIS DOWN.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)

what about black lacy heels
or high heeled schoolgirl lace up shoes and knee high socks?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Good lord how can you ask me to choose?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)

sorry!
They're kind of cute, but in a Forrest Gump way.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)

they are ok if
your trousers are long enough to cover the special soles, so you can only see the pretty sparkly and pink bits. otherwise...

clubfeet!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Let me know if they work!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)

my bum does hurt
but that could be after various drunken escapades last night (of the clumsy rather than sexual type)

my calves though are stupidly toned from too much aerobics when i was younger - even the powerplates on maximum can't make them feel anything! but i will let you know if the bum gets better.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Yeah sorry about that.
I 'accidentally missed' once or twice, I think.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)

THAT
would be a dumpable offence.

no pun intended.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)