I've just been invited/summoned to the pub for my lunch break
by my boss, no less. The chap who sits opposite me found out earlier that he didn't get the job he went for so is leaving today. He's been told he's going to the pub too, and I know I'm going to be doing his work as of next week. So it could be a small leaving do, or something MUCH MORE SINISTER
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Are you all going together?
It sounds lovely.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:22, Reply)

The three of us for sure
don't know if anyone else from the team is coming too. I'll be relieved if they are, frankly. Today is my first day on the new, higher wage and I was hoping to survive it without receiving a bollocking so bad it can't be doled out in the office
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)

No chance on day one
Will be interested to hear what it's about later. I am secretly hoping your boss is gonna say two of you, one job laugh then hand you both blades.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)

That made me laugh out loud at my desk
You bastard. I don't need your help looking like a complete anus
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

+n complete
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

pub male sauna in Soho
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:25, Reply)

'Chariots Roman Spa' in Shoreditch.

They found a dead bender in there once.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

That was God punishing them.

(Cave Duck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)

God, via me and my lucky claw hammer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

"Ol' Smasher" never let's you down, eh?

(Cave Duck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Not once in 15 years.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Those special voices you hear give you some great ideas don't they?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Too right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

I have one of those voices at the moment saying "pint of Doom Bar, pint of Doom Bar" repeatedly. I will have obey about 4pm

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

You should hear what they're telling me to do at Davvo's bash.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

at to
ash ottom
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Don't tar me with your botty-brush, please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)