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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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*ahem* Ding.
It's getting on for midday. Many of you will soon be considering a break in your working day in which to take luncheon. I believe it is customary to indulge in a thread about the same. So, what has the servant boy put in your sandwiches today?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:59, 284 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Or as it's Friday
get to leave at half one. And as the weather is so utterly bollocks might round up some troops and go out for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:01, Reply)
Where are you, Catterick?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:03, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)
some sort of military base?
I have stopped googling anything if you like it now as I get upset.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:06, Reply)
Yup.
North Yorkshire.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:07, Reply)
Half one?
What sort of lackadaisical job is this*?

*Yes, I know I skived off yesterday afternoon to buy a guitar, but still!
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)
Summer job
I am the business development consultant and I have reliably informed my bosses there is no business to be developed on a Friday afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)
Nice one.
Enjoy your afternoon off!
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:07, Reply)
It looks LUVVERLY btw.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:07, Reply)
^this, still it's
too thin, theres not enough of it, and you can't hit it with sticks.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:09, Reply)
Where the fuck did you learn to play guitar?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:12, Reply)
Eddie Cahill's house
rather than a twang we got a thud.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:13, Reply)
Isn't he in CSI?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:19, Reply)
yeah but not the same one. My friends grandad was an old session drummer
and he taught me how to play. He has/had (dead) a cheque on his wall from the BBC for 1p for royalties.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:21, Reply)
It does rather, doesn't it?
I've got a semi at the mere thought it's waiting at home for me...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:10, Reply)
Whatchu get Willis?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:07, Reply)
Bum-AIDS, I'll be bound.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:08, Reply)
Well, that too, but I probably spread it as many times as I receive a fresh dose these days
Either way, I'm buggered!
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:11, Reply)
Bum-aids from a geetar
whatever next.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:17, Reply)
I'm on with chicken casserole that I made the night before last
with mustard mash. Noms.

I made it with packet powder though so it was totally cheating.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:03, Reply)
Two _real_ toasted bigals, one with sweatened chopped herring, and the other with cod's row.
I might have a potato ludka too but I forgot the chrain which is the best bit.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)
it took me ages to work out what a bigal was.
I kept hearing Big Al
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:07, Reply)
Bye-Gul, not Bay-Gal... stupid Americanisms.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)
that just makes it sound Australian
Chuck another byegul on the barbie mate!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)
I do a whicked ozzy accent in text form.
Hello? I? am? From? Australlia?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)
you're right, that is brilliant
I read the whole thing like RDJ in Tropic Thunder. When he's being Kangaroo Jack, not when he's being black.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)
Not pervy enough.
I was hoping for bi-gals.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)
I read that as
Cow's rod
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:09, Reply)
I found a new awesome resturant down the road from us last night.
It's mediterainian but they cook really well, only problem is the portions were so big that I could only eat about half my mains-and-side.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)
Mmmmm
sweaty herring.

Mmmmmmmm. Sweaty.

I'm completely lost on the second line.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:24, Reply)
I'm reading it in a Yiddish accent
makes it funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)
also, where the fuck would one get fake bagels from?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)
Supermarkets

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)
A savory bread with a hole doesn't make a bagel.
For starters, you need to tare them off from the rest of the tray of them.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)
Aren't they then just shit bagels?
I mean, they are still bagels. As long as they are boiled then baked and made from roughly the right ingredients. In the same way that Sunblest is still "bread"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)
I can't believe we've been duped for all these years badger!
People must be informed!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)
I'm sure I've mentioned it countless times.
Seriously, those New York Bagels or the ones you get in supermarkets are _not_ bagels, not by a long shot.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)
I'm not disputing they are rubbish
but what makes them "not bagels" ?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)
They're lacking sevrel key features
I'm off to work in a bit, so will take some photos and blog it up.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)
I quite like them
the ones with sultanas in are so nom heated up with butter all over them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)
I went for a full fry-up this morning so will probably pass on lunch or have a late lunch at 4pm of a few pints.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)
Reheated pizza
Pepperoni, cajun chicken, spicy beef and jalapenos.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)
Flying back over to England tonight
to go to a wedding tomorrow. So no lunch as too busy avoiding work
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)
Egg and cress rolls
With a cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)
It's a difficult one today.
Friday generally sees someone despatched to the Fish & Chip shop.
However as our older girl is home for a surprise visit and the younger one is doing "Chicago" at her drama club. It has been decided that tonight we shall all eat pizza and watch the film version of said production. Not even I can manage chips for lunch follwed by pizza in the evening.
(Cave Duck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)
I have no lunch and no lunch break.
Coffee and a smoke it is, then.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:06, Reply)
No lunch break?
What sort of unholy maltreatment is this?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:06, Reply)
It's rubbish.
My job has turned to crap.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:17, Reply)
Dear me, what has happened to manifest this massive pile of faeces?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:18, Reply)
The goverment.
Gordon Brown stole my lunch hours and Cameron won't give them back.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:19, Reply)
I think you should spread rumours that the man is a bounder, and a cad.
And if that doesn't put him under enough pressure then spread word that he's a woofter as well.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:21, Reply)
This is well and good, but it doesn't bring me a cheese sandwich.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:23, Reply)
Awwww, If I worked in the middle of that there london
I would totally bring you a cheese sandwich.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)
It would be a truly BFF kinda sandwich :)

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)
Sorry, I started writing that with the notion of blackmailing the smug fop to restore your lunchbreak
and then just kind of got carried away with my own revolutionary plans...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)
CLENDRIX!
*gropes hugs snogs*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:10, Reply)
*allows groping*
That's better.
Howdy neighbour.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:17, Reply)
hey hey!
I may burn down my office. Is that wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)
have you handed your notice in yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)
Waiting till Monday
I hate Mondays so the GLEE I will get from telling them to fuck off will be AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)
Good plan
You'd better do it on Monday though or I'll be mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)
Burning down anything is never wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)
Watch out, you might get what you're after.

(Cave Duck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)
Hurrah!
This place had better be razed by the time I get here on Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)
I forgot to bring lunch and it's pissing down, so I'm going to the co-op.
If I stuff my phone with sandwich, do you think you'll get some of it?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)
Don't ruin your phone for me.
The love has cheered me up enough to go without :)
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)
I am going to reply in the style of a well-known B3tan. Guess who?
Dairylea triangle.
Mint Club.
Satsuma.
Cheddar and Branston roll.
Munch Bunch yog.
Packet of Skips.
Carton of Tesco apple juice.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:07, Reply)
TGB

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:07, Reply)
What about this time?
Slow-roasted haunch of venison with a redcurrant jus
Pommes Dauphinoise
Confit of gryphon
Half bottle of Margaux
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:11, Reply)
Hmm if you have said doofinwars I'd have got it in one

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:11, Reply)
Battered

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:15, Reply)
right again

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)
A mouthful of man-gravy.
Who that?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)
Rachelswipe, if I have any say in the matter

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)
Pauillac would go better with that menu and it would be a full bottle.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:18, Reply)
Frankly, I'm impressed
Gryphon is particularly hard to match a wine to. I'd have gone for a good-quality new world pinot noir myself. Just a little lighter.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:26, Reply)
I did consider an aged Nebbiolo but decided to stick with the Pauillac.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)
This makes me hungry

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)
you forgot carton of Vimto

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:08, Reply)
Hmm, see, I'd have said Bert
but you didn't say you were eating it out of your half-sister's minge.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:08, Reply)
I don't get to play on here much anymore,
but posts such as this restore my faith that b3ta is still upholding its values.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:24, Reply)
I'd uphold your values

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)
I'd just wobbel her norks around

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)
Very gonz-esque there
Not only is it mis-splet, but the typo looks like it could be a real word in Yiddish.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)
I liked the way it looked and didn't want to change it.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)
So did I. Never change.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)
I hope I never do
If I do, it's your job to punch me in the face and tell me to stop.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)
Shall I use my fists?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)
If you like
or just moosh it between your norks until I see sense.

Or God.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)

known 'traveled'
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:09, Reply)
WRONG!
I have a tuna and mayo baguette
A packet of salt and vinegar frenchfries
A boost bar
Bottle of coke

All of which I bought myself with the money my mummy gave me
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:11, Reply)
Can I do one?
Chicken
No, not chicken.
Perhaps just some chicken soup.
No no, think of the cruelty.

*worries herself into a moral flummox*
(Cave Duck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:26, Reply)
BGB

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)
aww cute

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)
OOO! OOOO!
I'll do one:


A kebab - chunks of fresh lamb skewered on a rhythm stick
Potatoes - Mashed by Harry
All in all this lunch gives me a reason to be cheerful
Though I may throw half of it away, what a waste!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)
Was the lamb crate reared?

(Cave Duck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)
I hope so
I hope they kicked it in the face below killing it with a small brick
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)
It had an upper and lower face?
Well if that's the result of being improperly kept, then I'm all turned round on the subject.
(Cave Duck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)
I'm going to raid M & S
So it will probably be a New York Deli sarnie, a banana and a smoothie.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:09, Reply)
Chicken and Sweetcorn
and a bag of ready salted crisps. I'd complain but I made it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:12, Reply)
I'm going to open the fridge
And then be disappointed that there isn't any food that I really want to eat. I might go for the oft-overlooked Massive Midday Meal, complimenting but not replacing dinner.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:13, Reply)
EAT
has my favourite soup today. so i will be having soup.

soup!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:15, Reply)
Super
*hands straw*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:16, Reply)
no
i can only have the cheese straws when i have a small soup. otherwise it's too filling and i sleep all afternoon!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:26, Reply)
And what is this favourite soup of yours?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:19, Reply)
chunky tomato minestrone
with pasta and pesto. and even the mahoosive pots are only 300 calories... win!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:26, Reply)
NEEDS MOAR CALORIES

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)
the last thing i need
is moar calories!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)
I have a special 'protein shake' you can have if you like?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)
at 6 calories a spoonful?
bring it on
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)
But given the size of Monty's balls you're looking at about 3000 calories per shake

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)
BLIMEY
now i am picturing... well i don't know what.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)
Something akin to a jug of savoury lassi

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)
we've just had a thread about how it's not acceptable to eat dog

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)
Please leave the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)
awww
but I like it here!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)
'Monty Surprise'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)
i don't think
it's that much of a surprise. got to think about accurate packaging on food these days, darling.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)
Is that when you kick down her front door and rape her on the living room rug?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)
monty
isn't the rapiest of rapists on here.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)
I forgot you've had Monty Surprise yourself.
Packs quite a punch, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)
Especially if you try and resist

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)
or fight him off
with a frotted baguette?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)
He loves it when you smear a nice crusty bap in vaginal discharge

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)
as the thread itself clearly displays
SOME OF US ARE HAVING LUNCH HERE AL!!

*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)
Did you rub your smelly minge on your sandwiches?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)
This made me cry with silent mirth.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)
erm...no
and it doesn't smell! You're mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)
^ it's funny cos it's true!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

"For best results, serve at 35oC through a big, thick 'drinking straw.'"
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)
haha
this deserves attention.

although it also needs a bumder flag.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)
Here you go

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)
This needs to be added to all of Crowsephines best posts from now on.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)
You are once again correct.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)
Skived off yesterday afternoon
to go to the Cadbury's factory shop. So probably Blackjacks and chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:19, Reply)
I've just been invited/summoned to the pub for my lunch break
by my boss, no less. The chap who sits opposite me found out earlier that he didn't get the job he went for so is leaving today. He's been told he's going to the pub too, and I know I'm going to be doing his work as of next week. So it could be a small leaving do, or something MUCH MORE SINISTER
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:20, Reply)
Are you all going together?
It sounds lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:22, Reply)
The three of us for sure
don't know if anyone else from the team is coming too. I'll be relieved if they are, frankly. Today is my first day on the new, higher wage and I was hoping to survive it without receiving a bollocking so bad it can't be doled out in the office
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)
No chance on day one
Will be interested to hear what it's about later. I am secretly hoping your boss is gonna say two of you, one job laugh then hand you both blades.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)
That made me laugh out loud at my desk
You bastard. I don't need your help looking like a complete anus
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

+n complete
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

pub male sauna in Soho
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:25, Reply)
'Chariots Roman Spa' in Shoreditch.

They found a dead bender in there once.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)
That was God punishing them.

(Cave Duck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)
God, via me and my lucky claw hammer.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)
"Ol' Smasher" never let's you down, eh?

(Cave Duck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)
Not once in 15 years.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)
Those special voices you hear give you some great ideas don't they?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)
Too right.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)
I have one of those voices at the moment saying "pint of Doom Bar, pint of Doom Bar" repeatedly. I will have obey about 4pm

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)
You should hear what they're telling me to do at Davvo's bash.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

at to
ash ottom
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)
Don't tar me with your botty-brush, please.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)
Todays sandwich is brought to you (well, me) by Tesco
in the form of cheese and ham, mainly because I thought I still had some homemade soup left and when I sorted my lunch this morning I found that I did not.
(berk, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:26, Reply)
It's always unfortunate when you imagine there's more food in your fridge than is actually the case.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)
Wiggy once threw out my Chinese after I'd planned to have reheated noms the next day
I nearly left him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)
Oddies tuna special and a bag of salted Kettlechips.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)
in my lunchbox
is a pair of shoes, and a map to the nearest KFC.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)
Yeah! Half-day blag!
Result. This means I'm going to starve myself until I get home at two, then make a steak, brie and fried-onion baguette with HP sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)
I'm going to the caff
Where I'll be ordering the 9 piece breakfast.

I'm a bit peckish at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)
I have an urge to go to the harvester
not to eat just to see if the Wurzel Gummidge statue remains.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)
Is that the one in Frenchy?
I've not been there in years, they had a huge indoor fishpond that, once you'd taken advantage of the free salad cart, you could throw countless bread rolls to the fish until a flustered waitress asked you to stop.

The fish were huge.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)
The very same
Such a good place to go as a kid. I can imagine that for parents it's fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)
Harvesters have gone down hill
Since the 'Early Bird' menu was changed. It's now 'early bird' all day, everyday.

Making it, in my mind, 'A bird menu'. That makes no sense.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)
Not been in one since I was about 10
Do you still get infinite salad?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)
Last time I was in one, yes you do.
That'll be a huge bowl of bacon bits covered in red-devil sauce and 9 bread rolls before ordering the cheapest thing on the menu.

Full for pennies.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)

for pennies of jism
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)
Oh Bob
You try too hard.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)
really?
I tend not to try at all. full of jism makes me laugh. Still laughing now. Jism.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)
You are Marc Almond
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)
AI-hateyourfuckingrecords

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)
?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)
You're not displaying your ignorance again, are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)
I've heard of Soft Cell sure but don't get the jism ref


he looks a bit like Labs?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)
Delete this filth.

Snopes might be able to help you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)
There's a rumour that he was once hospitalised
and had gallons of spaff pumped from his stomach.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:03, Reply)
Fuck RIGHT off
I don't look anything like him.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:04, Reply)
He looks like you a little bit.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:04, Reply)
Male and has tattoos
That's it.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)
Exactly, a little bit.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:06, Reply)
Yeah you fucking do

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)
I'm sorry Lab, this is POTD.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)
Wooo!
I think that might be my first
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)
HAHAHAHA!
That's fucking awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)
So good
It's profile'd.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)
More accurate

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:06, Reply)
I think he might be Monts.
He probably doesn't know that former Blue Peter presenter Sarah Greene fucked an entire rugby team on a pool table either.*

*Another story what 'did the rounds' back in the day.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)
You two have about 15 years on me don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)
I don't know.
How old are you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:06, Reply)
28

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)
I'm only 8 years older than you.
I still think I'm due that fiver I claimed.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)
He owes me a fucking kidney, Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:09, Reply)
We have 3 years til this bet is concluded.
Pipe down.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)
Tell ya what.
Get Bob to give you the fiver and buy yourself something cheap, but nice. For the flat you've retained in your little wager.

Or maybe a nice little picture frame, so you can hang a photo of your spare kidney on the wall.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)
I still don't get the reference
so stick it up your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)
You know something?
I know a very great deal about the Ancient Athenians and I'm not 2500 years old, so don't trot that shit old excuse out.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:09, Reply)
Ancient Athenians are worth knowing about
Some kids tv presenter getting skewered by Wasps isn't. Unless it was real wasps then I can guarantee I would know about it.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)
After a raid of the freezer, I'm sorted
Lasagne and mini garlic ciabatta. Win.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)
Uncle Ben's Mexican-style rice
Not on a sarnie unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)
You never mentioned that uncle before.
How many uncles do you have?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)
Three real ones
A couple of pretend ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)
Pretend as in imaginary, yes?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)
They exist
But calling them uncle is taking it a bit far.
EDIT I've now got four real uncles.
My aunty got married over the summer to a bloke younger than me. But he is technically my uncle all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)
makes it less likely he'll try and paedo you.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:27, Reply)
I was incredibly impressed with how nice their microwave risotto rice was.
I thought it would be shit but turned out really well.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)
Spicy sausages
Win.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)
Utter win.
The only thing better than sausages....is spicy sausages.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)
Whatever looks tasty in the co-op for £3.27

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)
JIZZBOX!
How are you?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)
Tired, no car today as someone else needs it, also soggy around the peripheries
The heating's been whacked up and I can go get food in a bit, so it's all good? How goes it meester Al?

Sorry that sounded terribly dull, I mean I'm honda according people with my bitches and cunting their sisters to fuck and glitter and magic sparkles and stuff. Yeah
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)
I got a new mattress today!
I'm looking forward to going to bed tonight. I might go do lots of exercise so I'm super tired early so I can enjoy my mattress as much as possible.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)
Ooh exciting times :). You're only allowed to use it as a trampoline when mrs Al's not there or you'll be in trouble
HURRY UP 1PM I'm fucking hungry
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)
wot 'appended to the rest of your name?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)
I got bored of it
Wot appened to yours?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)
I updated it to reflect trufax

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)
Ooh laa laa it works :)

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)
It's all the Tory cutbacks
But in real terms she's still beckyjsbx.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:14, Reply)
That's a very precise figure.
Forgot your cards?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)
Yup, for I am a massive spastic

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)
Don't worry
I too, am a spaz.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)
It's like some sort of strange Ready Steady Cook-esque challenge
Is Ainsley "I'm a massive cock" Harriot going to be waiting for you at the Co-op, and watching you to see how close you can get to £3.27 before you punch him in the face?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)
I find that a tad unlikely, but I'll totally tell you if he is there

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)
Greetings, young Beccles.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)
Hang on
If she was Becky-letters before, do we just call her Letters now?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)
I'm sticking with Young Beccles.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)
Or jizzbox

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)
Seems like a fair compromise

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)
Or something that I think would get my legs broken
So I won't say it.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)
I'm unlikely to ever meet her
But will refrain just in case.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:04, Reply)
Ello cuntflaps

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)
Alright darlin'
Gonna be at DG's bash?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Yeah, fancy a spot of face punching?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)
Alright treacle?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)
Part of me hopes he is
That he reads b3ta, and happens to know exactly where you work. I think part of me's going to be sad in a few minutes though when it doesn't happen. Damn imagination.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)
Still no job then? Boredom can do terrible things to an over active imagination

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:14, Reply)
Nope, still massively unemployed
And the applications I'm doing have deadlines that are still a couple of weeks away. As a result I watched 3 films yesterday, and even resorted to going for a jog. I don't like what I'm turning in to.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)
I'd crack at 4 new pence, the shiny-faced wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)
I'd probably ask to put it on his debit card

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)
I'd probably slash his eyeballs with a sharpened credit card.
Then rub salt and lemon juice into them.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)
Because he's black and spoke without your permission?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)
and because
if he can get his head that shiny then why the devil did he do such a terrible job with my shoes, damn his eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)
And he made a right old hash of singing
"King of the Swingers" from the Jungle Book. Last time I throw one of THEM a coin.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:09, Reply)
Well, an unsharpened one, anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)
Can't See, Won't See

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)
The last time I was at Soho House (full of cunts - to be avoided) he was coked off his fat flabby tits. Wanker.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)
You should have asked him to say 'Awooga'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:04, Reply)
Hang on
Is this just a bit of 'all black people look the same' racism?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)
Yes.
Then tell him how sorry you were to hear about him and Dawn French splitting up.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:06, Reply)
And then ask him how he thinks he's going to beat David Haye next month

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)
And how it felt getting to play Shaft AND appearing in a Star Wars film

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)
Ask him about his on-screen chemistry with Bill Cosby
and what it was like making 'To Sir with Love'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:17, Reply)
And ask him if Mel Gibson was a mental case back when he made Lethal Weapon

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)
Then ask him
how he gets those sachets of microwave rice he sells to be so tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)
And what it was like to be the Fresh Prince of Bel-air

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)
Tell him you and your wife first danced together
to 'It Started With a Kiss' so it's always been a very special song for you, and that you'd like to thank him.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)
Tell him that you also, had a dream

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)
Hahah that's a good'un, Bobbo.
Add that you were really sory when he was shot and that 'we're not all like that - I've got a Bob Marley CD at home'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)
And ask him how he can run such long distances
And get his teeth so white.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)
Ask him for dancing lessons.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)
I should have asked him to jump off the smoking area of the roof terrace.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)
BECKETT!!!
Alreet luv
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:06, Reply)
Alreet so m'love?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)
they've finally put the heating on in this place,
so I am no longer mauve and goosebumpy
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:39, Reply)
I have water.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)
You have a candle!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)
I DO! *excites*
why does this make me happy offline?
I'm such a weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)
It's purdy and momentous

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)
You've just answered your own question there, Krizzle

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)
cause september was a shit month
and this is a clear sign that october will be better

first day and I've got a candle and everything
bet if it weren't for this place I'd have sliced my wrists with undone paperclips years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)
Candle alert!
hcd
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)
*goes all red*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)
Are you very poor,
on a diet or did you just forget your lunch?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)
it's fucking 8:20 am here
not lunch time
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)
Fair enough
I hope you get some nookie on your candle day.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)
I think we both know that won't be happening

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)
'cause I'm a long way away right?
*trigger fingers*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)
Happy candle day!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:14, Reply)
wahey I thank you

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)
Blessings be upon you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)
I thangyew

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)
Happy candle day.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)
Spanks!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)

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