Straighteners, love.
They're the only answer.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I KNOW
but I don't get out of bed early enough to fuck around with all that, besides, I work in a garage, I really don't care what I look like when I'm here
but today my hair looks stupid because the top is sloppy and straight but the ends are curly so I do care that it looks pretty stupid
gaaaaay
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I know it's supposed to be the done thing not to give a shit what anyone thinks of your appearance an' that
But to put that much effort into your hair you've absolutely got to care, and to want people to look at you and go "That's awesome".

And accept that not everyone will be thinking that.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

it looks a bit like
this
but with the bottom in in curls, the top looks like that
just need to whip out the flat iron on my break
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

That sounds awesome
Also, if your hair's that long you'll really struggle to get it to stay up like mine was. Happy B3taday by the way :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)

it's actually not that long, it's a lot shorter than that right now
the front and underneath is longer, but it's a pixie on top

and thanks by the way :)
oh man, i totally like talking hair with you, but I would never be able to pull off your spikey blondie hawk thing
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I love talking hair generally
but I'm much less likely to get called a bumder for chatting about it with you :-) you can totally do the hawk if you want, you just need patience, hairspray and to accept that some days it will look worse than others. The best way to keep it looking good is to graduate it at the sides, does sort of limit you to just the one haircut though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I knew you were a massive bumsexual ;)
I don't think I could actually, I have the stay puft marshmallow face going on while you've got the angular GQ thing
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:35, Reply)

That is definitely the first time I've been mentioned in the same sentence as GQ
Unless, before some smartarse says it, GQ is shorthand for Gay Queen, or something equally imaginative.

Thank you for the compliment honey. I actually have no bloody idea what you look like but am supremely confident that you're more lengthworthy than the villain from Ghostbusters
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

oh yeah, my sparkling personality really does it for most men

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)

How to reply without invoking the Pandatron...
Bollocks to it, stop this self-depreciating talk right now, you're obviously awesome
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I don't usually agree with Darth
but on this occasion he's right. Take that Pandatron, who you gonna come after eh?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I'm fucking serious mate, my personality is AWESOME
I can talk anyone into making out with me!
I've totally got Lampito right in the bag and I've never even met her.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Dibs

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)