Fuck that shit.
What are you knob-gobblers up to this weekend?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:13, 198 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

GOBBLING KNOBS!

( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Yay!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)

But first I shall take my mater to York for the day.

( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Swallow or spit?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Depends on the mood.
Usually I get them to faff on my tits at the last minute.
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)

*squirt*

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Well ask first ffs.

( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Sorry, it won't happen again

*crosses fingers behind back*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)

*swoons*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Get up you big puff.

( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Hehehe!
Wipe them down then and I will!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)

slobbing some knobs

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)

also totally having a party tonight
to welcome october into my life
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)

october is the best month

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)

heck yes it is
it has halloween and lots of other fun stuff
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Halloween is my favouritest time ever
it kicks Christmas' ass!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)

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( broadsword, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

OOOOOOOOoooooooooooh!!!!
♥ Broadsword! ♥
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)

    ♥ ^KRISTINE! ♥
( broadsword, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)

nothing
My life is sad and empty. Thanks for reminding me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:17, Reply)

You could join LAK if you want
we party 25 hours a day, 8 days a week.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Yeah, but then the initials would spell BLAK
And Monty would go right off you.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)

It was BLAK when Bobby was an honorary member
he made the mistake of googling it for a team emblem though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)

It would be TALK if I joined

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)

haha
Our slogan could be It's Good To TALK in a dreadful cockney accent.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)

I like this.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Hi Lampito!
Bought any nice new hats recently?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)

No, I did consider it!
Though I will be breaking out the cloche at some point, as I'm now wearing my cape.

Slit anyone's throat with a box cutter yet?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Cape? Will we have to start calling you Otipmal?
And not yet but mainly because there are no managers in today!

I am far too excited that your name works backwards
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)

My cape is excellent and although I look like the Groke in it I love it.
I'd never realised it did :D That's excellent. Maybe that's the person who is sober and doesn't punch people.

Lie in wait. Your day will come.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)

TGB is making a special effort today to get to know us

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I wondered why she was being nice.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Some lucrative web work and strangling 3 stray dogs that i've captured
All this under the influence of magic mushrooms.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Flying to England tonight
then wedding on Saturday, then back to Oxford on Sunday.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)

knob-gobbler?
wishful thinking on your part..............
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)

*thinks wishfully*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Housewarming do on Saturday
Then on Sunday one of my friends is starting a blues jam in Shepherd's Bush, for which I've agreed to be the 'house bassist' this week*.

*_{Not to abuse b3ta to shamelessly publicise these things but it's at The Stinging Nettle in Shepherd's Bush, From 1pm.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)

(NUS and all good credit cards accepted)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

^ Assuming the pikeys local to the area haven't nicked the card machine again

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Buying a cooker
It's all rock'n'roll here, old bean.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Pizza & film with the family tonight.
Tomorrow, going to the footballing "CLASH OF THE TITANS" that is Hull City vs Coventry City (and if if I choose to spit at Coventry's Marlon "Sex Offender" King then I shall be gobbing a knob)
And then it's straight across to sunny Huddersfield to see one of my favourite bands of the late 80s - Martin Stephenson & The Daintees who are playing in a cafe bar in a church crypt.
Sunday, 80th birthday meal followed by a 1st birthday party.
(Cave Duck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

So are you 80 or 1?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

No no. It's the 80th birthday meal I 've been to, but the first ever birthday party. Strange eh?

(Cave Duck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

making them both seem normal size

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Ha!
"ALL OF THE FOOTBALL ALL OF THE TIME PRESUMABLY MEANING SOMETHING TO SOMEONE...LOOK, FOOTBALL, GET THE FOOTBALL...CONSTANT FOOTBALL"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I don't really like David Mitchell
but that's a fantastic bit
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Same here
But I like his football rant and the BBC News pisstake; "Do you have an opinion? If you do, email us your opinion, text your opinion, why not write in with your opinion...do you 'reckon' something? Call in and tell us what you reckon"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Oh. I had no idea what you were on about and wondered if you'd meant to reply to a different post.
It's a good job I didn't mention it as I'd look really stupid now.
(Cave Duck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I loved his mini-rant on Mock the Week about footballers being paid a hell of a lot for doing something that doesn't really matter
and Dara O'Brien pointed out that he probably shouldn't start a witch hunt on people who get paid a lot of money for doing not very much when they were on a panel show.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I think he's superb, but actually less good at sketches than ranting.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I liked the sketch where he killed everyone for using bad grammar

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Overtime
*glums*

....and a haircut
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I need a haircut
but I can't really be bothered to converse with a barber. I might take a leaf out of Montys book and be an absolute tosser with no redeeming features at all.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Hairdressers trying to talk to me
Is one of the reasons I rarely get my hair cut. Talkative cocks.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

just take a book

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Or I could take an airhorn
And set it off every time they try to talk.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)

While they have a razor in their hand,
That's a good idea.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)

You can't take a book into a barbers
you know nothing about how men get their hair cut
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)

are you telling me
it's more complex than long hair?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)

No, I'm saying that the rules that govern how men behave in barbers
prevent you from taking in a book. They also mean that though your haircut is £9, you must let the barber keep the extra pound, otherwise they will think you're a tight cunt and give you a bad haircut next time.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I take the pound back
But I'm Scottish, and therefore tight.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Your haircuts are probably only three pounds too

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Mine takes about 5 mins tops
less talking = good
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Yeah you wish.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)

well.
i was supposed to have work leaving drinks tonight, but the leaver is ill. so we are just having a couple, then... i am thinking.......

well. it's either get a bit drunk then go to westfield and buy a new handbag, as the current one is looking a bit grubby, and possibly some new makeup and a pair of shoes. also i would like some new jeans as all the ferocious gym action has made my current ones too baggy around the bum.

OR i could not drink at all and go to the gym tonight. decisions decisions.

the rest of the weekend is gym, work, out sat night in streatham and sun night in clapham.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Are you telling us you only have one handbag?

( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

no
but the one i have with me TODAY is looking a bit grubby.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

That was going to be my comment.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Only one big enough to hold all her sex toys

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I don't believe Ms Swipe for an instant
By "slightly grubby" does she mean "actually I've seen a better one and any excuse to buy it is justification enough"?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

She hasn't even seen a better one
she just imagines that one might exist and therefore she has to go and see if it's true, and if it is, buy it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

there will be better ones
anything i don't already own and therefore have had the opportunity to get really bored with, namely.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)

*Purchases Lulu Guinness shares*
It's going to be a bumper weekend.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)

mmmm.
lulu guinness.

good knowledge!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)

OR gobbling knobs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Will you be knobbing any goblins?

(Cave Duck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

plural?
you're good. you're not THAT good!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

hahah
It's the size of two gaffer-taped together.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

gaffer tape sounds a bit scratchy
from the girl's perspective!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)

There's not actually gaffer tape on my penis.
Just to clarify.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

oh i see
are we keeping up the pretence on here that i've never actually seen it?

gotcha.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I don't know how long I can maintain this charade.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)

to be fair
it is about a quintuple bluff by now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Even I cannot remember if I've spent night after night spent in torrid coupling with you
or if I just imagined it all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)

believe me
once you have, you'll never ever forget it.

however much you spend on counselling.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

*scrubs at groin with scourer and Vim, crying in shower*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)

that image
is even making me cross my legs
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I am having dinner with dad tonight
Mine, not yours. That would just be weird.

Then off to the football tomorrow and a friend's birthday in the evening (probably, haven't heard anything yet). Then remaining as still as possible in a darkened room with plenty of fluids on Sunday.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

You're going to a gay club on Sunday?

( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

haha

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

May one ask where your footballing preference lies?

(Cave Duck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)

He's a 'Cottager' I'll be bound.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I've heard that one or two on here used to be regular visitors to Shrewsbury Town, when they played at their old ground.

(Cave Duck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)

That's probably v witty but completely lost on me I'm afraid.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Their old ground was called Gay Meadow. So, no not very witty at all, really.

(Cave Duck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I'm a West Brom fan
Hence currently uncharacteristically ebullient, what with us actually being good at the moment.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Well, say hello to Boaz Myhill and tell him that we all miss him (sob).
I think West Brom are much better equipped to stay up than they were last time. Excellent results v Tottenham & Arsenal.
(Cave Duck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)

I NO RITE?!
Bo looks good although he's only getting cup games at the moment. Bolton tomorrow, they'll be a different kind of challenge - what with them being knuckle dragging neanderthals.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:20, Reply)

The fact that they could release Robert Koren (for which we at Hull are grateful)
and that Grahan Dorrans, who seemed to be the best midfielder in the Championship last year, isn't guaranteed a start suggests good depth to the squad.
Could you offer me some reassurance that Jay Simpson is a good player as he's had a difficult start here?
Bo Myhill is a good keeper but had probably "plateaued" here, hopefully working with Dean Kielly will push him onwards. He's also regarded as a really good bloke with everyone seemingly having a tale of his level-headed, down to earth nature. Most notably , on him signing a new contract, his wife ordered a new, large 4 x 4, only for him to insist that she cancelled it and got something less ostentatious.
(Cave Duck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Jay Simpson
He's a giant cock. At least he was at ours. Possibly he's been humbled a bit since then.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

I don't want truth, I want reassurance.
*sulks*
(Cave Duck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)

My ex housemate is coming down tonight, main plan is to get wankered and talk shit
Tomorrow we're off to Preston, then possibly to see my Sister and her new baby!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Woo, Preston!
Whatever for?
(berk, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)

to pull some underage drinkers in Warehouse

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Aha, clearly you have also been.
Warehouse is incredibly shit now I'm old enough to go in legally. e.g., old enough to know better.
(berk, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)

yeah it's full of student children
I usually go in Reflex because there's a pole :D
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Why on earth do you go drinking in Preston
when you have all of Manchester to frolic in? Preston is shit - I should know, I lived there for 17 years.
(berk, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I'm there to watch the football, then meet a mate who is at Uni there

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)

This was when I used to live in Blackburn
it's all relative.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Ah. Well in that case
fair enough. Blackburn is definitely worse than Preston.
(berk, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)

agreed.
I have to go back there once a week for pole, it's unpleasant. Although it's a lovely feeling arriving back in Manchester.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Got a Thai cooking course tomorrow
Birthday present from Ms Foxtrot. Her thinking was probably along the lines of "it's about time I got something back from this relationship", she knows I love cooking so is looking to expand my repertoire.

Really looking forward to it actually. Also DJing tomorrow night and probably plumbing a bath apart from that. Should be interesting
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

You are indeed a Renaissance man.

( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

totally had some thai yesterday
she is a SMART woman
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

She actually really is
Puzzling, isn't it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I'm totally going to try to man up my hair on my lunch break today
it's currently a bit but I apparently didn't use enough product because my ends went all curly :(((
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Straighteners, love.
They're the only answer.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I KNOW
but I don't get out of bed early enough to fuck around with all that, besides, I work in a garage, I really don't care what I look like when I'm here
but today my hair looks stupid because the top is sloppy and straight but the ends are curly so I do care that it looks pretty stupid
gaaaaay
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I know it's supposed to be the done thing not to give a shit what anyone thinks of your appearance an' that
But to put that much effort into your hair you've absolutely got to care, and to want people to look at you and go "That's awesome".

And accept that not everyone will be thinking that.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

it looks a bit like
this
but with the bottom in in curls, the top looks like that
just need to whip out the flat iron on my break
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

That sounds awesome
Also, if your hair's that long you'll really struggle to get it to stay up like mine was. Happy B3taday by the way :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)

it's actually not that long, it's a lot shorter than that right now
the front and underneath is longer, but it's a pixie on top

and thanks by the way :)
oh man, i totally like talking hair with you, but I would never be able to pull off your spikey blondie hawk thing
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I love talking hair generally
but I'm much less likely to get called a bumder for chatting about it with you :-) you can totally do the hawk if you want, you just need patience, hairspray and to accept that some days it will look worse than others. The best way to keep it looking good is to graduate it at the sides, does sort of limit you to just the one haircut though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I knew you were a massive bumsexual ;)
I don't think I could actually, I have the stay puft marshmallow face going on while you've got the angular GQ thing
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:35, Reply)

That is definitely the first time I've been mentioned in the same sentence as GQ
Unless, before some smartarse says it, GQ is shorthand for Gay Queen, or something equally imaginative.

Thank you for the compliment honey. I actually have no bloody idea what you look like but am supremely confident that you're more lengthworthy than the villain from Ghostbusters
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

oh yeah, my sparkling personality really does it for most men

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)

How to reply without invoking the Pandatron...
Bollocks to it, stop this self-depreciating talk right now, you're obviously awesome
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I don't usually agree with Darth
but on this occasion he's right. Take that Pandatron, who you gonna come after eh?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I'm fucking serious mate, my personality is AWESOME
I can talk anyone into making out with me!
I've totally got Lampito right in the bag and I've never even met her.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Dibs

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Very little
Certainly nothing that costs money, as car repairs are stealing it all.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Pub this evening
Pub then football tomorrow (home to Norwich) followed by pub. Sunday might see me venture to the pub with the Sunday papers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Mooching....
...I've been denied a lot of sleep this week, so I intend to have a lie-in tomorrow.

I've also been shirking the gym this past few days too, thanks to a chesty cold so I feel the need to do some cardio work too.

If I go for a couple of days without exercise, I get horrendously grumpy.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Haha
I just misread sleep as sheep. Made this much stranger...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Oddly enough...
...you can hear the baaing of sheep from our bedroom as there's a field full of them just up the road.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)

How's the nugget?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)

He's been back to school now his blood sugar is dropping...
...however he's gone high again.

When his blood sugar goes high, he gets very frightened and stressed which serves to make him more insulin resistant.

Rinse and repeat.

[ninjaedit] - thanks for asking Al!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

On Sunday I'm collecting tree seeds,
for the local seed nursery. Biodiversity and all that.

Saturday I'm free, but as it looks like I'll be internet free (bloody Talktalk) I may find something useful to do.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I read that as three seeds
in a Jamaican accent.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

He's also going to have a 'beer can' sandwich.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Que?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)

'Bacon' in a Jamaican accent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I am tick today.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Building a wardrobe tonight
then off on the train up to Leamington to see the Mothership, then work tomorrow with one of our suppliers in the morning and a party in the evening I think.

Sunday back to London with a squiffy head, I was going to go out in Clapham but haven't decided yet. Maybe Camberwell instead.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)

In true LAK style I'm going to be making a super awesome corset
to wear to the bash. I'm basing it on this one:

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Are your corsets proper steel boned ones?
if so, do you have a website to peruse?
(berk, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Well, I've only just learned how to make steel boned ones so I'm still practicing on friends and myself
so they're not on my website yet I'm afraid. My website is www.kittyohara.com though if you want to look at the designs I've made so far. All the ones on the site will also be availabe in steel shortly, I just haven't made enough steel ones yet to warrant another photoshoot
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)

who she?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Bert's sister.
She never got over it.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)

She's Emilie Autumn
she's a gothic violinist. WELL FIT
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I'm debating whether to buy tickets for "Fistful of Mercy"
which is Ben Harpers new project. It's £27 but I really like Ben Harper. What does the internet think?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I don't know who Ben Harper is.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Well just FUCK OFF THEN KITTY AND TAKE YOUR STINKING MINGE WITH YOU!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I really hope that doesn't become a meme.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I wish it wasn't smelly enough to become a meme
but unfortunately this isn't the case.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I dislike you.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)

You're lucky mrs al is coming to Davros' bash
or i'd have to punch you in the face to stop you trying to get into my pants.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I bet all of LAK could fit in your pants in one go.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Well, Applebite could
but I think the stench from your minge would prevent you getting in, and amberls massive tits would stop her getting in, and Lampitos love of anal sex would mean she was busy being bummed over by the cigarette machine.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Hmph. Blatant favouritism.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)

What can I say, I've met Applebite and she was well nice and kept me company while I sat in a field drinking cider

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)

that's not friendship, that's being an enabler!
she was only hurting you in the long run!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)

She was enabling my cock, that's for sure.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Bummed by the cigarette machine?
Is it a bit like the cooker that Wallace & Gromit find on the moon in "A Grand Day Out"?
(Cave Duck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Similar to Jack Johnson, isn't he?
I could very easily be entirely wrong..
(berk, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Yes, but better.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Fucking Shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I actually thought you might like Ben Harper
he's quite a fine guitarist and has a very soulful voice.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)

MONTY HATES EVERYTHING
Jeez, when will you learn?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I've never heard of him, in truth.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

wow so you really do just hate everything until proven otherwise?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Here they are
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcg9scKfbhM
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I like Roy Harper.
Know him? He did a great LP with Jimmy Page back in the diggity.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I know he played guitar on "Wish you were here"
and the Zep did a song called "Hats off to Roy Harper".

But I've never heard anything else by him.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Del Shannon did Hats Off to Larry
hehe
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)

You should check out the video footage
of him at Stonehenge '84 - it's superb.

His 'Stormcock' (snigger) LP is very highly rated too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Roy Walker
My favourite of all the Roy's
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

That's a good answer, but it's not quite right.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)

ben harper?
no no
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

You don't like Ben?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)

that's why I said
'no no'
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Oh Kristine
I know it's your candleday and all, but that's just wrong, so very, very wrong. I'm going to have to reconsider where things stand between you and me.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)

We can't get along all the time, my love.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I just thought we had connected in a way that was really special

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

well yeah but not in the way you're thinking
because, well, ben harper?
no no
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Oh Kristine I'm sadfacing now
How can you have a "Party In the USA" but not want to "Steal My Kisses"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)

that song is so gay I want to punch it in the face
can we talk about some other guitar strumming hippie?
I quite like Ryan Adams.
He's married to Mandy Moore, did you know?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)

No I did not know that
But I still think he's very boring. And she's a crap actress.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:39, Reply)

shit just got REAL

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Dunno
Wifes throwing a baby shower for her sister so i'll probably fuck off the the pub or something.
( Peej, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)

shower for her sister so i'll probably fuck off the the pub or something.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

She's not giving birth, she's running toward the edge of a building
thrusting out her groin and then pushing as hard as she can.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)

It could be in the olympics

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

This evening, vegetating after a long week
Tomorrow, haircut, going to see my mum, buying fancy boots and eating good food. Saturday night as yet undecided. Sunday sleeeeeep and revision as my finals are now NEXT MONTH.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)

OMG! This is so much like my weekend!
Only I'm not buying boots and I'll probably end up eating a kebab.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)

how do
you were in a dream I had last night.

For some reason we were at a house owned by a cult and were trying to have a pleasant afternoon tea without being brainwashed.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:58, Reply)

You were at Al's house?


Oh - cult.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)

how droll
(I actually laughed a bit)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)