I'lll chip you both some money for beers if you want.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:32, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

very generous old chap
but I can't stump up the train fare and associated costs at the moment and couldn't accept any more than the offer of a couple of beers, unless a mad cat-torturer decides they want to pay my mortgage.....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:35, Reply)

I am genuinely gutted.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:36, Reply)

I am as well
the guest list looks marvellous. just another shitty part of being really fucking short of cash.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:37, Reply)

yeah you could've met me
with my real face this time
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I'm in the same boat
If it was a week later, I'd be able to make it, but it's 3 days before payday, so I can't!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Oh FFS I will advance you some cash, young sir.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)

I appreciate the offer
But no chance fella. I've been living beyond my means recently, and I've got to learn that sometimes I just can't spend money.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:51, Reply)

When you do learn this, please teach me.
My profligacy knows no bounds.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Ace. Can you lend me a fiver?

(Cave Duck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Yes sure.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

a fiver?
Think big, man!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

It's enough for the new Ian Dury cassingle, that's all he wants.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Fair enough
always good to have some earthy humour in your life.

I take it you'll be on the drink Monty?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Jawohl.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Awesome.
I am, however, still off the social booze for the meantime. Thanks for the offer though - I might bring a cheeky smoke or two along for shits and giggles.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)

I'll spike your Red Bull with a powerful hallucinogen.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Careful, I find hippies irresistibly attractive when I'm tripping.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)

red bull quivering arsehole a powerful hallucinogen my throbbing member
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post890091
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)