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I am almost certain I am standing next to Richard Dawkins. What recent brush with possibly famous people have you had? If it is him should I tell him my dawkins joke?

Alt Q: where was the last place you flew?
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:08, 29 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Hey Amberl
I've just got back from the pub and I'm a bit peckish so I'm having a pikey supper!

I'm doing some Aunt Bessies roast spuds and a ramekin of onion gravy for dunkin'!

Last place I flew was to Munich.

You can tell us your Dawkins joke and gauge opinion if that helps?
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:21, Reply)
Today I sorted a cab for the guy who played Fagen in the origional Oliver Twist film.

(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:45, Reply)
Well keep your eye on him.
He's not to be trusted.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 22:49, Reply)
oh you've got to pick a pocket or two
*raises knees*
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:41, Reply)
Gertcha!
Or whatever it is Chas and Dave would have said.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:58, Reply)
Fuck yeah
I saw that film 50 times when I was a kid, with my brother who was even more obsessed with it than I was. Great film. Great actor, whoever he is. Probably knocking on a bit these days and without the long ginger hair.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:18, Reply)
Mr Big Stuff.
Who do you think you are?

You're never gonna get my love.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:21, Reply)
Aha, wasn't thinking of that when I chose my username..
and still don't like it somehow. Got the idea just then to change it to "Equestrian pedestrian" which made me laugh to myself in a kind of insane genius way, but think I'd tire of that too - it'll sound stupid in the morning, if I remember. Maybe I should stick with what I've given myself. It just should be less extrovert; I'm pretty shy in real life.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)
noncing mentally ill grannies for over 40 years
sounds like the work of a shy soul indeed. I'm never happy with my username and I've had it for nearly 5 years.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:51, Reply)
woah, you having a go at me at this late hour? I'm confused, have I done something wrong?
not that I have a scoobies who you are, so fuck it.

I give you my latest contribution to the talk board: www.b3tards.com/u/57cc9a3be7d0f074d018/youedit.gif
(, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:09, Reply)
I'll put your lack of a reply down to your realising you're a fucking twat then
You are anyway. Goodnight.
(, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:34, Reply)
Mr Big Stuff.
You cock. You cock. You cock. You cock. You cock. You cock. You cock. You cock. You cock. You cock. You cock. You cock. You cock. You cock.

DJTP strikes me as a sound individual, Maybe his lack of reply is because he isn't a hopeless insomnica and he fancies going to get some snooze? As it is, your 'status' (for wont of a better word) suggests you are indeed an outgoing individual. Your taste in grannies is quite specific for example.

Anyway. I'm going to try and get some sleep, please don't take my lack of reply as a personal insult. Please take me calling you a cock as a personal insult though.

Peace out.

Apologies, I'm drunk.
(, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:45, Reply)
Don't worry Jeff
She's forgot what account she's signed in on and got a bit carried away.
(, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 2:28, Reply)
Ahahahaha
I thought I was being nice to a n00b. Didn't know it was wbm's latest meat puppet account.

Cheers Jeff, I'll let you take my Great Dane for a walk. He comes like a drain. And yes I had gone to bed.
(, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)
Born in the early 1920s according to IMDB.
I didn't get to speak to him or anything, just his 'people', but it's cool enough =)
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:29, Reply)
Way cool
His Fagin is burned into my mind; all others will be judged by his measure. Good to hear he's still alive into his 80s.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:34, Reply)
To the best of my knowledge
I've never met anyone famous, which is actually probably quite an achievement.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)
Berlin
Had a few brushes with the so called famous.. meh
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:24, Reply)
whats the joke?
tignes le lac, well somewhere near there then a coach. I've got chicken nuggets nom
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:27, Reply)
baking powder?

(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:40, Reply)
Alright Bob.
Do anything gay this evening?
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:41, Reply)
not particularly
I'm battered though, very slowly nibbling my nuggets
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:43, Reply)

nibbling my nuggets some rent boys ear lobe.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:54, Reply)
you are monty
ai-think you smell of wee
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:58, Reply)
Who smells of wee?
:-)

As it is, I have a rather fruity bottom. My curry from last night was, I thought, jettisoned from my bowels. Recent wind would suggest otherwise. Fuck me, it stinks. And it lingers.
(, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:00, Reply)
You are Edward Elizabeth Hitler
AICMFP
(, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:04, Reply)
**Gives Bob a fiver*
Where did you go this evening?
(, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 0:29, Reply)
I live opposite a former England cricketer
he's boring as fuck, his ex-weathergirl wife is as boring as fuck and I've never spoken to either of them, although I see them every day. They have lovely matching numberplates on their trucks/cars. Word on the street with sports fans is he's known for being really thick.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:38, Reply)
hey amberlina
If you find yourself standing next to him again, ask what he cries out during sex. I'm an atheist myself but even I can't release my grip on the perfect function of the word Jehovah when it feels good.

Last brush with a famous: I walked past Eastenders' Nick Cotton in Kings Cross a couple of weeks back. But better even than that I'm convinced I passed Ian McDiarmid month or so ago. I did a brief 180 and took a blurry shot of his back. I should have actually walked up to him and said "Hello, you have the same surname as my football team's ground. I'm Scottish too. Can I hug you?"

Alt Q: Denmark with Roota.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:39, Reply)

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