because were so awesome!
I'm drinking cider and watching all-star family fortunes. Hell yeah
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Puppets for fun is one thing
But to be constantly rejected and keep creating new ones in the hope of being part of this crappy tiny corner of the internet is bon-kerrrs.

I have been to the butchers and had some nice lamb diced and then had a lovely old shout at the BNP in town.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:31, Reply)

what were they doing?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:37, Reply)

AL!
ON FAMILY FORTUNES THE QUESTION WAS SOMETHING THAT MAY MAKE YOU FALL OVER AND THE WOMAN SAID TRIP OVER YOUR DOG!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:40, Reply)

I bet she's been to australia too!

(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:41, Reply)

must have been!
It wasn't up there though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:42, Reply)

Fucking retards answering surveys
What the fuck else makes you fall over?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)

Apart from vodka
and in about amonths time for you, Rohypnol in your drinking water
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)

i hate you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)

Don't hate me
hate the man who will be drugging your evening glass of milk just so he can see your boobies.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:52, Reply)

my boobs really arent worth seeing

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:58, Reply)

I think you're underestimating just how desperate he might be to see actual boobs instead of pictures on his computer.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:59, Reply)

can you come round and show him yours?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:59, Reply)

They're jubbly!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 19:09, Reply)

ice appatenty
And being drunk.
I think people were too embarrassed to say dog
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)

OH NOES

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)

Pretending to be a 'Support the Troops' demo
A bunch of black lads eventually quelled the rising tension by hijacking their 'patriotic' PA system and plugging in an MP3 of tunes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:44, Reply)

Wooo!
Did they play some banging eurodance?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)

I'd left by then.
My dad triumphantly described it as "rap, I think. It was proper black music anyway." Bless him.
We'd both been there at different times being all futile and angry.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:56, Reply)