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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Now that Bert's gone, who's going to be the next /offtopic person to kill themselves?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 17:20, 178 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Is he really dead?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 17:55, Reply)
Surely not?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:04, Reply)
Bert made a 30 minute appearance again earlier this week but was immediately banned again - Cr3 checked something to validate it was him the IP address I guess

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:10, Reply)
and we shall call Cr3
Trogdor, the Banninator!

Trogdoooor!
Trogdoooor!
Banninating the Monkeysex,
banninating the Berts...
(I helped save b3ta! Wanderer, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:03, Reply)
I bagsie
WorkBoresMe/RogerTheStarFish.

That's where my money is going.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 17:59, Reply)
You mean Mr BigStuff now

(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:02, Reply)
She had a right wobbler last night and nobody was even being snotty with her!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:03, Reply)
was the wobbly with dj who mearly made reference to her sig?
Mental cow
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:18, Reply)
Yeah!
And he wasn't even being snotty. He hardly posts any more and didn't know it was her.
Hahaha she is funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:21, Reply)
it it wasnt for the fact i missed the post by about 9hours
I'd have told her to shut up and go fishing
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:27, Reply)
Erm, nope.
Whoever you're talking about isn't me.

Isn't it time you got over it?
(nolongernuts, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 19:55, Reply)
Ere, it wasn't me who decided it was you. It was The Disappointed.
So go and tell him to get over it as well.
Alternatively, create yet another account that is "more like where I'm at right now" and see if that one is accepted. Then send me another gaz apologising profusely for being a sad cunt.
Because B3ta really matters.
Cracked twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 19:58, Reply)
haha still being roger? get the guts to post as you for gods sake

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:01, Reply)
She won't answer you.
She loves me the most so fuck off, juicy tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:03, Reply)
Yawn.....

(nolongernuts, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)
You sometimes make us yawn
But mostly you make us laugh.
I feel we're all a little closer and more cliquey for laughing at your Edmund-like fantasism.
Go and be Roger somewhere where they'll never find you out.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:07, Reply)
I'm quite amused, to be honest
why you're still so obsessed with what I did.
You call me a cracked twat, but you're the one still banging on about it.
Take a long hard look at yourself, Roota. You're really not all that.
(nolongernuts, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:10, Reply)
roota is all that because she is what she is
Doesn't invent other halves and continually post made up bullshit
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)
You hereby have permission to grab them next time you see them
and I won't get all scouse on you
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)
woohoo! prints page

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:15, Reply)
Continually?
I did it for about a month. That's a hell of a long time, that is.
(nolongernuts, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)
ypu got people to congrat you on a fake engagement
Can I get a meennnntaaaallll
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:16, Reply)
Can I get a distuuurbing attention to deeetaaaail

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)
OMG! I told a lie on the internet
and called myself out on it. Such a crime.
(nolongernuts, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)
it wasnt a lie
A lie is me going oh my god I went to Tesco and the guy on the checkout said I was cute and gave me free pompadoms not inventing a whole other life where you change gender
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:19, Reply)
It was a whole life with siblings and their occupations

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)
Kill me now.
Such a travesty!
(nolongernuts, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:21, Reply)
You really can't see just how fucking mental it is can you?
It's amazing.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:42, Reply)
Everyone's banging on about it.
It was pretty shameful.
But if you want to think it's only me who mocks you on here, that's fine.
I know you're in love with me really. Because I'm all that you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)
I really don't trawl on here to see what people are saying about me.
And quite frankly, I don't really care.
Was I pathetic? Yes. But really, you lot are just as bad in your own way. Think about it.
(nolongernuts, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)
Needy attention seeker, seeks attention

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:21, Reply)
im so.
Close to stealing your Sig
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)
It's cool 4 skool
unlike wbm current mental health breakdown. She needs a psychiatrist at this moment in life, not the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:29, Reply)
its not an exciting breakdown though
Would not recommend
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:33, Reply)
Go get a life little girl

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:36, Reply)
me? ok ill take the
Recently divorced male model with one kid please
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:39, Reply)
I'm going to be a Polish bus-driver called Lech
Let's interact on completely false terms!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:40, Reply)
hi lech
Killed anyone on your bus recently? My ex has the kid this weekend so I'm out partying
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:42, Reply)
The police kicked my bus in :(

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:43, Reply)
bastards

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)
I never invented a life.
I totally never ever did.
I chat shit to people on tinternet when I'm bored. But I'm not so needy that I invent characters to see which one will get accepted.

*thinks about it*
*nope*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:22, Reply)
Obviously you're bored all the time
judging by the amount of time you spend on here. Go get a life, little girl.
(nolongernuts, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:23, Reply)
But, but
You sent me a grovelling apology. You said you'd made yourself cringe. You said "see ya on the boards".
So you must love me really.
I do have a life. Only one, mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:26, Reply)
i think thats because we have accepted ourselves roota
*sage nod*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:24, Reply)
I'm currently praying to St Francis
for the strength to stop mocking the mentally ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:29, Reply)
I do wonder why people keep coming back like that
I am being smug and posting this from a lovely cottage in Devon whilst I drink local cider and wait for shoulder of lamb to slowly roast. Croissants for pudding I think. What're you up to?
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:22, Reply)
because were so awesome!
I'm drinking cider and watching all-star family fortunes. Hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:25, Reply)
Puppets for fun is one thing
But to be constantly rejected and keep creating new ones in the hope of being part of this crappy tiny corner of the internet is bon-kerrrs.

I have been to the butchers and had some nice lamb diced and then had a lovely old shout at the BNP in town.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:31, Reply)
what were they doing?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:37, Reply)
AL!
ON FAMILY FORTUNES THE QUESTION WAS SOMETHING THAT MAY MAKE YOU FALL OVER AND THE WOMAN SAID TRIP OVER YOUR DOG!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:40, Reply)
I bet she's been to australia too!

(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:41, Reply)
must have been!
It wasn't up there though
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:42, Reply)
Fucking retards answering surveys
What the fuck else makes you fall over?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)
Apart from vodka
and in about amonths time for you, Rohypnol in your drinking water
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)
i hate you

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)
Don't hate me
hate the man who will be drugging your evening glass of milk just so he can see your boobies.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:52, Reply)
my boobs really arent worth seeing

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:58, Reply)
I think you're underestimating just how desperate he might be to see actual boobs instead of pictures on his computer.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:59, Reply)
can you come round and show him yours?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:59, Reply)
They're jubbly!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 19:09, Reply)
ice appatenty
And being drunk.
I think people were too embarrassed to say dog
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)
OH NOES

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)
Pretending to be a 'Support the Troops' demo
A bunch of black lads eventually quelled the rising tension by hijacking their 'patriotic' PA system and plugging in an MP3 of tunes.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:44, Reply)
Wooo!
Did they play some banging eurodance?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)
I'd left by then.
My dad triumphantly described it as "rap, I think. It was proper black music anyway." Bless him.
We'd both been there at different times being all futile and angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:56, Reply)
it definitely is isn't it?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 18:09, Reply)
erm,no...........
I did have a former account, but I've never set out to lie on here.... rather weird how you lot are associating me with whoever it is.. I dunno.. fuck it, live your own fantasies.
(Mr Big Stuff, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:49, Reply)
Oh, and we finally scored a couple of goals and beat Birmingham!
(after I'd left the pub because I am a jinx, evidently)
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 19:10, Reply)
I might top myself later
and by top myself I mean masturbate
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 19:58, Reply)
i like breasts

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:02, Reply)
BREASTS!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6du2yxxQsS4
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:37, Reply)
I'm going to leave
I got shouted at and I cried so much :'(

So much so I bought ingredients for Tarte au Chocolat, I'm going to do baking for the first time since with Mrs Maxwell in Home Eccy.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:03, Reply)
I was going to make that
but I cannot compete with Colombo's Tarte in Malmo, so crumble it is.
I got lovely stewing lamb at the butcher's today.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)
that's what I'm aiming for

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:11, Reply)
The face?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:16, Reply)
Do you want to come and "bake" it round at mine?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:06, Reply)
filth!
I'm excited about seeing you in a couple of weeks, it's been too long.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)
are you not excited about seeing me?
I'm loads better than al
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)
You don't do the things I do to him

(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)
season him ready for a good grilling

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)
I'm excited about seeing your boobs
And Roota can't make it either.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:27, Reply)
ill squeeze your boobs instead then

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:28, Reply)
I hear we've become TALK.
Welcome to the fold. I hope you realise you're going to have to undergo a breast exam to make sure you're suitable.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:33, Reply)
Evening Applebite

(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:35, Reply)
Evening Al.
What are you doing in on a Saturday night?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:36, Reply)
I've been sorting out my finances
I'm so motherfucking rock and roll. I now have 150 pounds to last me the rest of the month.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:40, Reply)
Fucking hell al,
I wish I could lead that kind of life, instead of getting trashed a lot and seducing young men into my bed.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:42, Reply)
I'll give you some tips when I next see you.
I may have a can of lager now.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:43, Reply)
I seduced my housemate's best mate last night.
Got him into bed then went: "just so you know, I'm not going to have sex with you." And went to sleep. This is becoming a nasty habit with guys I don't actually like.

I'm getting ready to go out. Guess what I'm drinking.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)
HAHAHA! That's fucking cruel. I love it!
I bet he was so gutted. DId he actually stay and try and have a cheeky grope while you were asleep or did he get up and leave. I'd have more respect if he just left.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)
I've done it to four or five different guys now, when horrifically drunk.
I'm horny all night, then I just reach that point where I WILL go to bed to sleep and nothing is going to stand in my way. I really need to stop it.

He stayed. He had his arm around me when I woke up, and he's just text me to ask if I'm still going to this house party I'm getting ready for. I'm going to forget to reply until it's too late.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)
Do exactly the same thing to him tonight.
If you can get him to stick around for say, four nights without so much as touching his cock, I will buy you, errrrrr, three drinks at Davros' bash.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)
As much as I love the thought of getting three whole drinks off you
I can't, since he's really good friends with all my housemates, so he's round all the time and I really don't want to make things awkward.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:02, Reply)
You don't think they are currently going to be awkward?
I think they might be a little awkward. I think he's got the hots for you.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)
I am the master of un-awkwardness. I need to be, the sort of stuff I get up to.
But I am not a god. There's only so much I can do.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go to a house party where I will probably be spending a large amount of time with another guy who desperately wants to get into my knickers, and just won't stop telling me just that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)
Hope you enjoy it

(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:08, Reply)
sexface is going to be there?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:10, Reply)
dont joke about stuff unless you are happy for me to grope you when i see you
Roots has only just forgiven to me :P
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:36, Reply)
I'm happy for everyone to grope me.
Just so long as you focus it on my right one.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:39, Reply)
is the other one malformed?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:40, Reply)
Nah, they're both awesome.
The left is still a little delicate though.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:41, Reply)
The right one is always the best one
Actually I've forgotten which one of mine is the most pert. I need to go and look.
EDIT the left one is slightly bigger but the right one is perfectly round.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:42, Reply)
My right one is bigger than the left.
That's why I got the left one pierced to even it out.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:44, Reply)
I knew a girl who had one boob really obviously bigger than the other
i know all women are slightly asymetric, but this was quite extreme. And very amusing for all of us since it gave us as an excuse to stare at her tits, which were rather nice.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:46, Reply)
I know a girl like that too

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)
This is only slight,
I can tell from looking, but no one else can. You can only really tell from having a cheeky squeeze.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)
I think one of mine is bigger than the other.
But only slightly.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:52, Reply)
We're going to have to all grope each other at the bash, to see if everyone has one bigger than the other.
All in the name of science, you understand.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:54, Reply)
Agrees.
In a room full of geeks, this is advisable.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:56, Reply)
Excellent.
I predict extremely thorough results.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)
I predict a riot in Kings Cross
All the sweaty handed virgins reading this will storm the pub
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:05, Reply)
*thinks*
*goes and checks too*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:44, Reply)
my right is bigger

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:12, Reply)
I'm liking the way this thread is going

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)
Roota can't make it eh?
*plans seduction*

*digs out bobbed wig*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:33, Reply)
you'd better bring a spare as well...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:37, Reply)
I'd better what?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:38, Reply)
A spare wig?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:39, Reply)
Yeah
All those boobs AND a bob wig. It could get messy for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:41, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:43, Reply)
You hear that Roota!
He's excited about seeing ME! ME!!! MEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)
I will wool you all over the front lawn like a housewife from Brookside!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:15, Reply)
I wouldn't fuck with this.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)
idfuck with you though
Waggles eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)
Coming on strong there Badger *laughs*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:32, Reply)
is that a bad thing?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:33, Reply)
Nope!
But Noel's a big girly pants.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:35, Reply)
HAHA poor noel

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:37, Reply)
All this gentle flirtation isn't getting us anywhere.
Why don't you just come right out and say it?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:50, Reply)
She want you to take her...................................
Hiking
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:57, Reply)
Saucy!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)
Evenin Noel

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:21, Reply)
Evenin' toots.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)
I might.
Drunk me does BAD THINGS that sober me doesn't want to have to deal with.
And also, Al doesn't want to see my tits anymore, therefore I no longer have a reason to live. :(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:31, Reply)
He doesn't?
I'll have a gander at them if you like. Just to be nice like, out the goodness of me 'art.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:32, Reply)
Aww, thanks Roota.
It's nice that you're willing to take one for the team.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:35, Reply)
my girl's ace
:D
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:39, Reply)
Which one?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:44, Reply)
well tonight it's you
but at the bash it's going to be Applebite, TGB and hopefully Amberl. And Al. And DiT.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:08, Reply)
GET YOUR FUCKING PAWS OFF DIT! HE'S MINE YOU FILTHY CUNT!

(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)
Ahem...MY BFF, therefore MINE
MINE I tell you MINE
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)
if you bring the wig
then you're totally in
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)
Get back to the tarte
you slut
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)
it's already b0rked
The measurements on the recipe are all wrong I tells ya!
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)
Shall we try again next week round at mine?
Failure is not allowed in my kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)
I could probably manage a scouse accent if it will help.
AND I HAVE BIGGER BOOBS DAMMIT!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)
Proportionally I'd bet we're the same
Tits Nazi!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)
Hehehe!
*agrees*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)
*has an abnormally short torso*
Like a small coffee table makes your vases look bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)
Yeah, I think it would be icky too

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:33, Reply)
But I'm not a teenager anymore
So it's no longer creepy.
I'm OLD
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)
oh yeah
That makes it aaaaaall better then.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:38, Reply)
It's not the age
it's the piercing.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:39, Reply)
:(
It makes me sad that you don't like my tits any more. I don't have anything else to offer!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)
Your socks are quite cool.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)
I've got some new ladybird ones.
And some turquoise and black tartan. Both thigh length, of course.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)
Sweet.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:52, Reply)
This is why I got rid of my peircings.
The thought of Al not wanting them just drove me mad with despair.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)
This is a totally reasonable reaction.
Look BGB, I realise this is going to hurt you, but I love my wife dearly, I really do, and I would never do anything to hurt her, so you and me, that's just never going to work out. Now if you want to get your bits pierced, that's cool, just do whatever makes you happy. Okay?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:52, Reply)
I shall wait for you : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)
hey apple hows the pole dancing going

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:35, Reply)
Pretty good ta,
My other dance teacher, not Kitty, is working me like a packhorse and I'm up to three lessons a week.
How are you?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:35, Reply)
watching the x factor
Then I have SHUTTER ISLAND FTW
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:37, Reply)
Shutter Island is an EXCELLENT film.
Leonardo diCaprio is actually a surprisingly good actor
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:41, Reply)
Just so you know, I made another awesome meal tonight, with plenty for two.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:44, Reply)
Gonz, why didn't you say, I would have come round. I'm really hungry at the moment.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)
I made and ate two dinners tonight

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)
Oh not you too.
I'm really hungry here and not one of you cunts offered to cook for me.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)
You got tinned tomatoes?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)
Got the ones in a carboard carton
sainsburys don't do their basics tomatoes in tins any more
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:07, Reply)
Got onion/garlic?
Got cream or creme fraiche?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:08, Reply)
What is this? Teach al to cook night?
I'm quite capable of cooking Roots, I just can't be bothered. Fuck it, I'm going to have a dirty lamb donner.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)
I just thought if you'd let all those things bubble away while you watched Strictly Come Dancing
Then chucked in the cream or creme at the very end and tipped it over pasta it would be very easy AND delicious and less hassle than going to the chippy.
Pardon MOI for thinking of your cholesterol you fucking dinner-lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:11, Reply)
livingroomlol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)
Awww, don't be cross with me roota, I'm sorry for snapping
I get grouchy when I'm hungry.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:17, Reply)
How could I be cross with you,
you infuriatingly charming trollop
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)

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