Fucking hell al,
I wish I could lead that kind of life, instead of getting trashed a lot and seducing young men into my bed.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:42, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'll give you some tips when I next see you.
I may have a can of lager now.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:43, Reply)

I seduced my housemate's best mate last night.
Got him into bed then went: "just so you know, I'm not going to have sex with you." And went to sleep. This is becoming a nasty habit with guys I don't actually like.

I'm getting ready to go out. Guess what I'm drinking.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)

HAHAHA! That's fucking cruel. I love it!
I bet he was so gutted. DId he actually stay and try and have a cheeky grope while you were asleep or did he get up and leave. I'd have more respect if he just left.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)

I've done it to four or five different guys now, when horrifically drunk.
I'm horny all night, then I just reach that point where I WILL go to bed to sleep and nothing is going to stand in my way. I really need to stop it.

He stayed. He had his arm around me when I woke up, and he's just text me to ask if I'm still going to this house party I'm getting ready for. I'm going to forget to reply until it's too late.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Do exactly the same thing to him tonight.
If you can get him to stick around for say, four nights without so much as touching his cock, I will buy you, errrrrr, three drinks at Davros' bash.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)

As much as I love the thought of getting three whole drinks off you
I can't, since he's really good friends with all my housemates, so he's round all the time and I really don't want to make things awkward.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:02, Reply)

You don't think they are currently going to be awkward?
I think they might be a little awkward. I think he's got the hots for you.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)

I am the master of un-awkwardness. I need to be, the sort of stuff I get up to.
But I am not a god. There's only so much I can do.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go to a house party where I will probably be spending a large amount of time with another guy who desperately wants to get into my knickers, and just won't stop telling me just that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)

Hope you enjoy it

(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:08, Reply)

sexface is going to be there?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:10, Reply)