You wouldn't laugh at a dead person just lying there?
Weirdo.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

depends who it was mein lieb
depends who it was. if it were roota, no of course i wouldn't laugh. i'd weep buckets. then step gingerly around the corpse and blame it on an OT patsy.

(where IS bob this morning?!?)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Nein! Deutsch! Meine alleinige Schwäche!
Wait, what if it were me?

HEY OT MY MUM HATES ME I'MA KILL MYSELF TO DEAD YOU'LL BE SORRY
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:51, Reply)

did you
just call me your mum???

i shall be bringing out monty's cheesewire of doom!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:54, Reply)

i shall be bringing out monty's cheesewire of doom

This is making me moist and I am off to buy a ciabatta
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:56, Reply)

brilliant
the breadfrotting AND the slkfrotting are really taking off.

yay!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:59, Reply)

Nono. See above re: toothbrushes.
...or, wait, do you *want* me to? I can if you wish...

Edit: slkfrotting? What's an slk?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:02, Reply)

omg
the bestest car in the world!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Yeah, I can hear the frotting there.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:23, Reply)