I totally wasn't finished being congratulated there
My first car was a Y-Reg Triumph Acclaim Trio-matic. It was such an old man car that it was invisible to the police.

Many's the time I drove down Shirley High Street at 2am with a carful of pissed up mates passing a spliff around, speeding past parked up police cars without so much as a flicker of interest.

Yet my brother couldn't drive down the same road at 7pm bang on the speed limit without being pulled over. Mind you, he drove an Opel Manta.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:12, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I always like the Manta
Looked proper sporty.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:19, Reply)

unlike your mum

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:20, Reply)

lol
You're wrong.

My old dear is proper sporty. Proper Sporty Spice. Albeit it one in her 60's.

Zig-a-zig-ahh!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)

does anyone want to be her lover?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:28, Reply)

Yeah. But she doesn't make it easy
As before she'll let you fuck her, you've 'gotta get with her friends'.

At her age, you'd think she'd be less fussy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:29, Reply)

friends pimp
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)

I am her pimp.
Wanna go?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)

nah ive got al's mum all this week

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)

My mums sores might have got better by next week.
So you are probably right to avoid her this week.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)

ok you win at the gross out

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

**Beams with pride**

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Had a Manta too.
Fine car if you ignored the rainwater pissing in through the sunroof and back windows.

C450HDW, because I seem to be able to remember the registrations of all my old cars.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:29, Reply)

Fuckin' Rainman with your cars aren't you!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)

So it appears
This isn't something I've put a lot of thought to before but yes, I can remember the registration of every car I've ever owned I think.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:35, Reply)

Do you make a point of flying with Quantas?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)

BA or BMI
I've thought about this and yes I can remember every car I've ever owned.

Is this a crown of autism I see bestowed upon me?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)

You might just love your cars?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)

That's the strange thing
I'm not a car enthusiast at all. Don't care about them. I've got two cars now but one is solely for dog transporting purposes.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:48, Reply)

also died in 96

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:38, Reply)

I'm relieved that I can't
I can remember my first, and then I had a VW Polo and all I can remember of that licence is the number part was 516 and there was another white VW Polo with the same numberplate except it was 517. No, wait, it was the other way round.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)