Don't know what became of the Escort
But the Dolomite came to an abrupt and painful end in the back of an Astra.

Not, I hasten to add, my fault.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

escort looks like it died in 96

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)

The Guinea Badger
AKA. Jeremy Clarkson.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:37, Reply)

Quite astonished it lasted that long
It was a shed when I sold it in 1988.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:40, Reply)

its a fun game
The shitheap of a fiesta I sold to we buy any car is still going!
play here!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)

We by any car offered me a hundred quid
For my Focus when I was selling it.

I sold it privately for £900
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

my fiesta had no mot and im pretty sure the front bushes were fucked
They offered me 50 quid I got 125 out of them because the guy fancied me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)

He fancied you to the tune of £75.00
That's not a lot really, is it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)

have you seen me? 75 quid is the most i was gonna get

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)

I haven't seen you.
But I'd be a bit 'meh' if my looks only commanded a £75 premium.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)

i can pull off meh

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)

i can pull off meh a lot of cocks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:22, Reply)

I typed in my first car and the details came up
but I suspect the date of liability was its last taxing?

The vehicle details for ROL 70Y are:

Date of Liability 01 03 2000
Date of First Registration 10 01 1983
Year of Manufacture 1983
Cylinder Capacity (cc) 1335CC
CO2 Emissions Not Available
Fuel Type Petrol
Export Marker Not Applicable
Vehicle Status Unlicensed
Vehicle Colour BLUE
Vehicle Type Approval
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)

yeah so it lived till2000
Then they trashed that baby
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)

Did you call your first car Roly?
Or are you not a massive bumder and therefore left it unnamed?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)

I may have initially
but if it lasted a week I'd be surprised. I used to drive all my mates over to a friends house in Erdington and stay sober in exchange for all the weed I could smoke. Thus its invisibility to police was definitely its best feature.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)