You usually get the jabs in your arse.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 8:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Nope
The gluteos don't absorb it as well as your up tight. That's where you get it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 8:30, Reply)

Up tight?
Do you mean what I think you mean?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 8:31, Reply)

I mean
in your leg, up, up in your leg. Don't you call it tight? I'm going to check, just a sec...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 8:35, Reply)

Thigh.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 8:36, Reply)

Ah, thigh!
I just found it. Well, it's almost the same.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 8:36, Reply)

Thigh!

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 8:36, Reply)

Yep, ta
I just found it too. But I had it almost right.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 8:37, Reply)

I can't criticise
My knowledge of Spanish goes no further than ordering a beer.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 8:38, Reply)

At least you know something
I'm sure you do it in the polite way, though.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 8:39, Reply)

Dos cervezas, por favor
Well, that's two beers, but you can have one too.

So what's the rude way?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 8:44, Reply)

Well, not rude
But we don't say pleas and thank you as you do. That's over polite for us, and makes uf feel uncomfortable, as if you thought you were above us. A bit posh, you see?

I'd say: Me pones dos cervecitas? or just Dos cervecitas (using the diminutives makes things sound nicer)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Thanks. I'll remember that next time I'm in Spain.
In countries where I don't know the local language for beer* I have been known to point and hold up the relevant number of fingers.

*Hungary was one, but I did learn it after a while, only to have forgotten it again.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 8:49, Reply)

That's known as international language
Nothing of that nonsense of Esperanto, when you can use your hands.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 8:55, Reply)

Where's your up tight?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 8:32, Reply)

that's not a polite quesion to ask a lady

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:27, Reply)