If you would care to post before and after pictures of your legs and ass
I would be happy to offer my expert opinion on whether or not they are working.

Hmmm gimmicky shit, I've bought all sorts of gimmicky gadgets for my guitars and they have all been shit. But the biggest gimmicky thing I own is the touchpad I built to prove I could make something better than the iPad for for less money. Its works but I never use it because touchpads are a waste of time.
( Peej, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:20, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

want to give me your touchpad?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Give? What on earth is that strange and unusual word?

( Peej, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)

sorry, don't know what came over me
what would you accept?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:25, Reply)

An elephant with gonnhorea, by the looks of your hair.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
twat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Damn it!
I was going to say "Leave his missus out of this!" before spotting it was Vipros, and realising he's basically the only one whose other half I take the piss out of, felt a little cruel.

Shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

feel free.
I won't get offended. Amberl's the only one who has actually met her.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I shall do in future
I just realised I don't take the piss out of anyone elses other half, and that just seems inappropriate. And now I know who Monty's is, I can't take the piss there either!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)

why do you think that is?
is it because I'm so insufferable you have to mock everything about my life?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)

met fingered
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Fifty quid and a go on your mum/girlfriend/sister/you
delete as applicable.
( Peej, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:52, Reply)

hmmm, tempting

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Oh come on we all know you can't turn down and offer like that.

( Peej, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:05, Reply)