A story where his 'friend' did this and then
began-to-scream-in-an-overly-laboured-and-painfully-predictable-wankertastic-metaphorical-manner-with-too-many-hyphens.

And then something to do with the writer being an utter knobend.

But if you don't like it don't read it!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:03, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

ha ha POTD

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:07, Reply)

Well, if you think it's shit, I get A LOT of gazzes telling me how great my stories are.
Even though they are badly written, cack-handed attempts at smug self congratulatory 'comedy'.

So if you don't like it, DON'T READ IT.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)

The most worrying thing is that he trying to breed apparently. I fear for the future of the human race.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)

So I heard
The mind boggles.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)