oh yes and a John Lewis for luxury sleeping
A well stocked food court, a boots and a superdrug. Man I am living the life.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:21, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I reckon IKEA is perfect.
Bartering materials for other survivors, comfort, it's a fucking maze, limited entrance/exits and some long-lasting food.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)

no entertainment or luxuries
and daim bars forever would hurt the teeth
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Plenty of beds for sexy times.
Not that even with a zombie apocalypse I'd get laid.

TO ANN SUMMERS
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:28, Reply)

living off edible undies and poppers ftw

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)

I'd plug myself into the mains, open the door
and die with a smile on my face.

Or club the zombies to death with a Rabbit Thruster. Dunno which.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)

This should so be the plot to your next feature film

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)

...the film you can zom-beat off to!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)

I can't think of anything better than
porn of the dead which is lame
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:40, Reply)

Zombieland!
I can't believe it's not already been made.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)

Do you want to help me write it?
I need someone who actually watches porn to help wiht the script.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Gaz Bob.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:48, Reply)

I am watching it now
hence the thread.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)

But but but
there's no proper supermarket there. And M&S don't do enough canned goods. Those stuffed vine leaves aren't going to see you through to re-establishing the human race dammit.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:28, Reply)

Huge food court, Morrissons just over the way and a huge Asda, Toys R Us
bitch you tripping!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)

OVER THE WAY?!
What the fuck, stay in one fucking place, don't you know there are Zombies out there!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Testify!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)

"over the way"?
would that be ...

PAST THE ZOMBIE HORDES???
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:32, Reply)

zombiepiss

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)

I am convinced I will find a network of underground tunnels

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)

Zombob Crow will take over the tube, I predict.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)

ha!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)

they'll just go on strike from being zombies allowing for safe passage

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:40, Reply)