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Generic evening thread
It's finally happened, the Zombie apocalypse is on us. Survival plans please.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:57, 219 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Cider.
Lots of pints of apples.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:59, Reply)
I like this but with more weed and cinnamon grahams.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:01, Reply)
Being a larper gives you a head start on this
Weapons (admittedly softish, but still useable)
Experience fighting zombies (always check dismiss rank in case they are other unliving in disguise)
latex to create fake zombie skin and escape through clever misdirection
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)
Get bitten quick.
I don't like to stand out in a crowd.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)
how was your chicken fest in the end? converted?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:01, Reply)
Yes but I shall keep it to a minimum.
The usual diet will continue. Totally making my own chicken soup though.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)
nice, with lots of veg and maybe some angel hair pasta?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)
Dunno yet.
I will experiment with various recipes.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:05, Reply)
add chilli and lemon grass to this

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)
I made my own last night, fucking right tasty it is.
I accidentally left a piece of bone in before I blended it, bastard :(
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:05, Reply)
I also want to make a good chicken soup for my sister.
She gets colds from October to March and a good bowl of Jewish penicillin will help.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:10, Reply)
Add shitloads of black pepper!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)
Sage advice that.
I'm too lazy to run away from any Zombies as well.

Right. I'm off to the happy-juice shop, can I get anyone anything?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:02, Reply)
frazzles, two cans of ice cold diet coke and some haribo kiddies super star mix.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:02, Reply)
You've not run out of
you special grooming supplies already have you? How many kids did you manage to take to the woods to see your invisible puppies over the weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)
Haha
you are going to hull
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:07, Reply)
and your going down the local park
that's what I heard
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:08, Reply)
Too cold tonight, kid's these days have no bottle.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:10, Reply)
Red wine in a box please.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)
Any in particular?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)
Something easy drinking.
Like vimto with alcohol in it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:11, Reply)
Ever had cheeky vimto?
it's lethal. Tastes almost exactly like vimto and put me on my arse harder than Rocky would.
(berk, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)
No but my step dad had a few once at a christmas do.
It floored him : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:29, Reply)
How do you make a cheeky vimto?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)
No idea.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Or, as I like to call them, cheeky vomto.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)
Oh dear! I like Port.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:53, Reply)
It sounds horrid.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)
what a waste of port

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)
I'm not sure it's that sort of pub
or I would buy you one at the bash. They're properly evil, but tasty.
(berk, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)
I'm not even going to try one.
If it floored him, it will kill me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:48, Reply)
MOAR vodka!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)
Brand?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)
something with a novelty flavour

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:07, Reply)
I'll get you a bottle of Red Square
And spit in it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)
sounds exotic

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)
It will be as before I gob in it
I'll have a Walls Solero before hand.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:11, Reply)
totally tropical taste

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)
Gin
I have some awesome olives that really need to be drowned in Tanqueray.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:11, Reply)
yeah
last one living is a pussy!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)
Waitrose bacon fries and a box set of Flight of the Conchords.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)
looks like I'm gonna be the last o/t survivor, then
where is your fight, guys?!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)
Buried under boxes and boxes of fucking bacon fries.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)
your breath must smell
like a farm after an outbreak of whatever disease pigs get
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)
I read that as some will smith lyrics.
I got the look of a surviver,husband, father, Dissed by eminem, but I take it by the rim, yep cus Im classy, big will just got another 20 mill, walked right pass he, I'm a nice guy why you harassin me?

Sounds shit in text but it's a wicked song (and my ringtone)... Mr nice guy.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)
no it isn't
zombies don't exist
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)
shut your whore mouth!
they do
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)
but what kind of zombies?
the kind where hell is full, so dead people just stay alive and rot?
the kind where corpses re-animate for unfathomable reasons?
the kind where is a super-rabies type virus?

zombies as a concept are just shitty nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)
probably not the virus type
usually it's some evil dude raising them as his own army. Well, that's my experience, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)
surely werewolves or vampires would be better for an evil army?
rather than some shuffly, slow-moving-except-when-they-don't rotten old bollocks

edit: even the nonsense of the island of doctor moreau makes more sense than zombies
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:38, Reply)
zombies are easier to raise and control
ever tried controlling vampires and werewolves? It's hard work
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)
dunno
garlic, crucifixes
and werewolves, you'd just need a leash and a muzzle, maybe some silver bullets
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)
it worked in Van Helsing

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:23, Reply)
Haha, sig win.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:11, Reply)
Noooo! Zombies are ace.
I wouldn't mind one as a pet. They would certainly keep the burglers at bay.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:13, Reply)
also if you have a tame one
they fetch and carry stuff for you and sometimes do dances
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)
The possibilities are endless.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)
ref: sig
mastectomy?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:27, Reply)
*vacant stare*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)
there's a significant size disparity

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:22, Reply)
Ah. it's a thought bubble.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:47, Reply)
I discussed the impracticalities of using our college as a base.
It would SUCK.

Camp out in the Gherkin.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:11, Reply)
My venue would be the mall in Cribbs, Bristol
it's getting there that's the issue!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:11, Reply)
Anything for free parking....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:13, Reply)
It's perfect for survival and holding off zombie hordes. Plus there is a Thorntons!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:14, Reply)
For when you get menstrual?
'Oh, boo-hoo, the Zombies are coming and my hair is a bit dank and (*sobs*) I look a bit fat in this'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)
Its a well known fact that toffee fucks zombies up yo

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:21, Reply)
will test this out on the weekend

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)
Zombie LARP?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)
just larp
but there are often undead. Especially when you are visiting the city of the dead
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)
Sounds like fun!
What's your character?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:27, Reply)
egyptian Sekhmet fundamentalist alchemist
(sekhmet = vengeance of Ra)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:29, Reply)
So you throw potions at people?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)
no :(
But I do have a 6ft pole arm and a bunch of friends with shields to hide behind :)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:35, Reply)
They can't get it out of their teeth and they have to rip their jaws off

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)
this here's a thinking girl

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)
is there a sports shop?
baseball bats are excellent zombie killing devices
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:17, Reply)
oh yes and a John Lewis for luxury sleeping
A well stocked food court, a boots and a superdrug. Man I am living the life.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:21, Reply)
I reckon IKEA is perfect.
Bartering materials for other survivors, comfort, it's a fucking maze, limited entrance/exits and some long-lasting food.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)
no entertainment or luxuries
and daim bars forever would hurt the teeth
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)
Plenty of beds for sexy times.
Not that even with a zombie apocalypse I'd get laid.

TO ANN SUMMERS
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:28, Reply)
living off edible undies and poppers ftw

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)
I'd plug myself into the mains, open the door
and die with a smile on my face.

Or club the zombies to death with a Rabbit Thruster. Dunno which.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)
This should so be the plot to your next feature film

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)
...the film you can zom-beat off to!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)
I can't think of anything better than
porn of the dead which is lame
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:40, Reply)
Zombieland!
I can't believe it's not already been made.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)
Do you want to help me write it?
I need someone who actually watches porn to help wiht the script.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)
Gaz Bob.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:48, Reply)
I am watching it now
hence the thread.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)
But but but
there's no proper supermarket there. And M&S don't do enough canned goods. Those stuffed vine leaves aren't going to see you through to re-establishing the human race dammit.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:28, Reply)
Huge food court, Morrissons just over the way and a huge Asda, Toys R Us
bitch you tripping!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)
OVER THE WAY?!
What the fuck, stay in one fucking place, don't you know there are Zombies out there!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)
Testify!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)
"over the way"?
would that be ...

PAST THE ZOMBIE HORDES???
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:32, Reply)
zombiepiss

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)
I am convinced I will find a network of underground tunnels

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)
Zombob Crow will take over the tube, I predict.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)
ha!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)
they'll just go on strike from being zombies allowing for safe passage

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:40, Reply)
I seem to have seen this question on here about as much as questions about lunch
Generic evening: Google Sketchup and a mug of tea.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:12, Reply)
noone ever answers the question
I may as well have written wibble in the box.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)
pisswibble?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)
yes k-swift
pisswibble
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:35, Reply)
It's important.
Better to keep ontop of it just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)
perhaps we should ask about
demon apocalypse. That would be worse, those guys are little devils to get rid of
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)
Haribo and CSI:Miami

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)
What type of haribo?
I used to get tangfastics when they were on offer, eat the whole bag, then really regret it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:28, Reply)
I got a pound shop bag of mini bags
So I wouldn't eat too many. I've had a small helping of Starmix and contemplating Tangfastics.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)
I never saw the small bags anywhere
It was a big bag or nothing.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)
POUND SHOPS
It's the way forward. I love them, but that's because I'm Jew.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:32, Reply)
I love them because I'm Scottish

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:35, Reply)
I would lvoe to meet a Scottish Jew.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:38, Reply)
Strangely, I don't think I've ever met a Scottish Jew

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)
Neither have I.
The best accent I ever heard was a Japanese man who'd learnt English in Scotland. It was amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)
beer and a book

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)
This is a good evening plan

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:28, Reply)
yeah but the dog!
she's crazy, won't let me chill even for a minute :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)
What sort of dog have you got?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:38, Reply)
black lab/pit bull mix
puppy, 7 months old

you can't fuck her, tho
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)
*sad face*
(Although I feel I must point out that I don't really fuck dogs)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)
Hahaha!
Well you had me going for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)
When you say 'going'...

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)
giggity

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)
BGB
Will be placing a 'mail order' with you K.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)
I'm weaning myself of wanking.
I plan to be bereft of any sexual urges by the end of the year. I've been staying away from Jeff's website too.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)
There was just an advertisment on the telly box
For retailer, 'Pets At Home' www.petsathome.com/

Turns out, their tag line is 'Where pets come first'.

I can assure you that this isn't ALWAYS the case.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)
don't like this

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)
Sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)
worst plan ever

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)
I've just lost the will to fight on.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)
have a wank not war

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)
Don't mug me, hug me!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)
don't kill me, thrill me

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)
Err....
Don't buy me dinner, make me a SINNER!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)
generic evening: thinking about zombies

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)
totally unprepared, I think I have like only 6 beers and a couple bottles of crap wine!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)
wait til after your sex party and have an arsenal of dildo clubs

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:27, Reply)
I live with lesbians
can you imagine how many baseball bats are at my house?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:32, Reply)
Your life is the best porno I've ever seen

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:35, Reply)
Funniest thing you've ever posted here Bob.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)
don't pity me mother fucker

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)
+n

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:40, Reply)
Funniest retort of the evening too!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)
*Oooh! Oooh! Pick me! Waves hand in the air*
(Guesses) 2!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:35, Reply)
I've no idea but the one has a bat BAG! I bet it holds at least 5.
she also has a police baton next to her bed
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)
Can I ask why your housemates are more tooled up than the average gang of bank blaggers?
Do they love playing rounders, or do they have a genuine fear for their safety?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)
nah, softball players
no idea about the police baton though

she's called her favorite bat Maggie, reckon she's a psycho or something lolol
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:48, Reply)
Well as long as you're comfortable living in a ball-playing
Columbine. Who are we to argue?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)
hey hey hey now
sir
they're quite awesome and to be honest I've only seen her bat out on the field, and only threatened to get it out once when some trailer trash threatened to follow us home from the bar
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)
I'm not knocking your housemates!
I'm sure they are awesome.

And if you play pitcher to their batting, I'm happy if you're happy.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)
*innuendo five*

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:05, Reply)
*Woo!*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)
let's have an america bash at Kristines place

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)
The only bash you'd have would be
When you bashed your bishop.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)
I turned a girl gay once
I can bring one back!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:48, Reply)
hahaha unlikely
yet, I'd let you have a go...
totally not gay, btw
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)
I've got long hair and a beard, I'll fit right in
if you know what I'm saying, boom.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)
They'll kick the shit out of you Bob.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)
Sounds fantastic.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)
me too, bang bang *wink*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)
*booking tickets to kristines house USA*

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)
Why does this not surprise me?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)
He is only telling you half the story.
She was actually dead when he started.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)
because you think I'm a dick

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)
aww
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)
hey I think I'm a dick
it's funny cause it's the internet. Well that's what I keep telling myself between all the cutting and My Chemical Romance.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)
I hope that's a joke.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)
yeah
more like My Chemical Quomance
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:05, Reply)
My Chemical Bro-mance

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)
Man I love me! I'm fucking awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)
I don't think you're a dick.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)
crosses bgb off 'the list'
*validation five*
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)
You can imagine the conversation post killing a zombie.
(goes into Bill and Ted mode)

Dude! You totally Rampant Rabbited that ugly Zombie dude in the ass!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)
I have an ace survival plan
beer cellar (which has a corridor to the kitchen I believe) which is underground with only two entrances- one to kitchen which is sealed off with steel hatches from the dining hall, and one to the stairs. Plenty of weaponry in the forms of blades (oars) and the countless kitchen knives...

I've thought too much
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)
You have.
*waves a hello*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:05, Reply)
hello there
sorry I didn't respond to the Dawkins thread. Had the clever idea of starting a thread, then getting on a plane
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)
What Dawkins thread?
Have I missed lots of things again?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)
My mind could be going
but I think I saw Richard Dawkins at the airport.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)
Oh yeah.
Sorry. I remember now.

What was the joke you didn't tell him?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)
it was a shit one
and if it wasn't Dawkins he'd probably have called the police. Or even if he was, would still have done so
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)
So what was it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)
Something along the lines of
him being asked if the reason he dislikes Catholics in particular is because he was a victim of abuse, and him replying that no, he was CoE, but his vicar liked to roleplay. A shit joke for a shit man
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:25, Reply)
I don't know.
It's quite clever.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)
I don't get it so it must be funny

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:31, Reply)
I've started a new thread Bob.
To keep you amused.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:33, Reply)
Thanks
about half of people don't get it at all
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:31, Reply)
It would also explain why, after my education
I'm an atheist, for much the same reason!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)
not at all
this is an excellent plan. I shall meet you after the apocalypse and together we shall morn the losers who didn't plan so well
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)
judging by this thread
we'll be the only survivors
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)
it's a shame
but it's not like they didn't have fair warning

right, bathtime for me - nighty night all
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)
Night smelly

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)
hello Amberl
alcohol and zombie survival do not mix
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)
they do
as long as you don't get so pissed you fall asleep
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)
I am now wondering about the effects of alcohol on zombies?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)
Turbo Island
Has the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)
hahahaha
I can't believe it's had a name all this time and I didn't know.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)
It's proper famous and everything!
I can't believe you didn't know about Turbo Island.

Well you do now!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)
cheers dad

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:20, Reply)
Don't even joke.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:25, Reply)
you are my darth vader aicmfp
you owe me 28 years of pocket money and presents
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:29, Reply)
I've felt your presents
Or however it is the jokes goes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:30, Reply)
is it too late to have a bath?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)
Oars?
They sound a bit impractical. Is this a rowing club bar?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)
college bar
I reckon they'd make okay weapons if you broke them in half and attached a knife
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)
I'm a lover not a fighter
I'll just hole up in my attic, with lots of goodies and booze and Tigger and the fella, and when they finally reach us, Tigger and djtp can fight if they want but I'm going sleepybyebyes with pills and booze.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)
This sounds like a far better approach than everyone elses
Partly because it involves less effort and trying.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)
Well,
Who wants to survive all that shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)
I would for a while if I was in a cool place like the mall
but if I was stuck at home I would do the same.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)
I could never play tag as a kid
I don't like chases.
Kill me or fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)
It pains me to do this but
*Picks up seven iron*
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)
HOLD ON!
Let me just finish the £3.79 Chenin and neck a few more Feminax.
...

...

Ok, as you were.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:23, Reply)
*drops seven iron, picks up glock* *sobs*

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)
That's quite cool

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:33, Reply)
The joker shooting Barbara Gordon, batgirl.
Got to love batman murder art.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:36, Reply)
I would
in the land of the brainless, the half wit is king afterall
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)
Too depressing
I'll have a hearty last meal of rich food, wine, cat snuggles and a bit of how's-yer-father then I'll be off to meet my maker thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)
that sounds quite pleasant
but I reckon if I survived the zombie apocalypse with selected people, it'd be even better
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:26, Reply)

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