I have an ace survival plan
beer cellar (which has a corridor to the kitchen I believe) which is underground with only two entrances- one to kitchen which is sealed off with steel hatches from the dining hall, and one to the stairs. Plenty of weaponry in the forms of blades (oars) and the countless kitchen knives...

I've thought too much
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:04, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You have.
*waves a hello*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:05, Reply)

hello there
sorry I didn't respond to the Dawkins thread. Had the clever idea of starting a thread, then getting on a plane
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)

What Dawkins thread?
Have I missed lots of things again?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)

My mind could be going
but I think I saw Richard Dawkins at the airport.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)

Oh yeah.
Sorry. I remember now.

What was the joke you didn't tell him?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)

it was a shit one
and if it wasn't Dawkins he'd probably have called the police. Or even if he was, would still have done so
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)

So what was it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)

Something along the lines of
him being asked if the reason he dislikes Catholics in particular is because he was a victim of abuse, and him replying that no, he was CoE, but his vicar liked to roleplay. A shit joke for a shit man
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:25, Reply)

I don't know.
It's quite clever.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)

I don't get it so it must be funny

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:31, Reply)

I've started a new thread Bob.
To keep you amused.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:33, Reply)

Thanks
about half of people don't get it at all
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:31, Reply)

It would also explain why, after my education
I'm an atheist, for much the same reason!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)

not at all
this is an excellent plan. I shall meet you after the apocalypse and together we shall morn the losers who didn't plan so well
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)

judging by this thread
we'll be the only survivors
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)

it's a shame
but it's not like they didn't have fair warning

right, bathtime for me - nighty night all
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)

Night smelly

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)

hello Amberl
alcohol and zombie survival do not mix
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)

they do
as long as you don't get so pissed you fall asleep
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)

I am now wondering about the effects of alcohol on zombies?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)

Turbo Island
Has the answer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)

hahahaha
I can't believe it's had a name all this time and I didn't know.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)

It's proper famous and everything!
I can't believe you didn't know about Turbo Island.

Well you do now!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)

cheers dad

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:20, Reply)

Don't even joke.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:25, Reply)

you are my darth vader aicmfp
you owe me 28 years of pocket money and presents
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:29, Reply)

I've felt your presents
Or however it is the jokes goes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:30, Reply)

is it too late to have a bath?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)

Oars?
They sound a bit impractical. Is this a rowing club bar?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)

college bar
I reckon they'd make okay weapons if you broke them in half and attached a knife
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)