This song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hGQ0THFEB0
Spivvy cunt chats up woman with low self-esteem then threatens to top himself/reminds her of her own mortality in order to get a shag.
Also steals her ciggies the next morning.

My dad said he has the voice of the man who just invented flares.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:36, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

This is what makes me laugh, not the story of my first love.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:37, Reply)

It's quite catchy.
I like it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)

It's cracking
But when we heard it in the car on Saturday my dad nearly had to pull the car over for laughing.
We were like "Who's this fucking chancer!" then the lyrics took the sinister turn and, oh I dunno, you had to be there. We haven't stopped lolling.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:40, Reply)

I want to join the Jimmy Justice fan-club.
What a name.
What a man.
What a song.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:42, Reply)

Me and my dad are gonna get badges saying 'Justice 4 Jimmy'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:43, Reply)

Do you know how to do things in paint?
I'd love to update my profile with a bit of Jim.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:45, Reply)

I can probably put text on a pic
But I'd ask someone better than me to do it
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:45, Reply)

Find someone who isn't a computer mongzoid
Who likes 'our Jim', I'd love the chance to celebrate him, albeit in 'profile' form.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:47, Reply)

Leave it with me...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:48, Reply)

Delivers 'IT'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:51, Reply)

You want to join the Justice League?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:43, Reply)

^that made me laugh

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)

*winks while chewing some gum, much like I imagine Jimmy Justice does when he's dancing with you*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:41, Reply)

you're making me weak at the knees :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:49, Reply)

I've invented these new kecks. They're called flares.
*winks*
*bops*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:50, Reply)

*gets a bit flushed*
I'll have another gin please
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:55, Reply)

Mixer?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 23:04, Reply)

I'm hardcore
tonic please
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 23:10, Reply)

Ice and a slice?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 23:10, Reply)