John major came to our school
and I was on TV during a swimming lesson. It was rather embarrassing as I was a very skinny, scrawny kid and was filmed picking up one of those rubber bricks that they throw in the pool and you recover from the bottom. As I walked pool side carrying this brick John Major said "He's a strong lad isn't he" My P.E. teacher replied "He's the strongest lad in the school Prime Minister"

It was broadcast on national news that evening. I was beaten up lots after that. :( I'm no longer skinny or scrawny but they could all still beat me up. I'm not weak I've just never been able to fight anyone. I prefer, like brave Sir Robin, to bravely run away.
( Peej, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Did you have an erection?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Maybe but I was 8
so it wouldn't have looked any different to flacid
( Peej, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:16, Reply)