It's all bollocks,
men need deodorant, shower gel, and toothpaste. Anything else is extravagant and borderline homosexual.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:19, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

pretty much true
it is good to have a little something to soothe the skin after a shave though, particularly as I only shave once a week, it makes it get a task.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Yeah, some aftershave balm is fine
I get some for Christmas, and it tends to last me a while, as I don't wetshave that often, just use an electric trimmer.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)

I have to wet shave (aside from enjoying it) I couldn't fit a close shaving electric one between my beard and sideburns
I think my aftershave gel stuff was free with my razor or something.

I've done well using free samples of some Hugo Boss cologne as well. Need to get a proper jar of the stuff really.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)

wet shaving is one of the most disgusting things in the world
Beards are a badge of manliness
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:28, Reply)

they are
but I don't mind wetshaving to define mine more. I'm not a full face beard kind of guy. it'd obscure my magnificent sidies.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)

sidies are for farmers
and under 21 year olds.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:44, Reply)

oh bobby
how wrong you are
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I never shave
occassionally beard trim but still not short enough to require bumder lotion.

Actually I do own some beard oil, which I bought and is a bit gay.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)

I have to moisturise
but then I'm having phototherapy so apparently it's a clinical need.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)