sorry darling
i've got a headache tonight.

and do that washing up will you? could you also go to the corner shop and get some more wine? and chocolates? and tell me if my bum looks big in this and why you were ogling that girl from the corner shop the last time you went in there and is she prettier than me and why don't you ever want to go and see my friends and when was the last time you did any ironing...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:45, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

*Warning Warning* Bob - take note.
It would appear I was once married to Swipe. Don't do it. Repeat. Don't do it.

It'll be 7 years of misery.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:47, Reply)

7 years, are you mad?
i fully intend to rape him of the lot and leave him a heartbroken shell within a week.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:51, Reply)

You can probably do that online.
It'll save him getting the train to your place. Talk smutty enough and he'll wank himself to a bloody-stump by the middle of next week.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:52, Reply)

what a charming image

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Thanks very much.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)

sorry I was too busy spaffing everywhere thinking about lawyer tits
what did I miss?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Most of your schooling,
if your posts are anything to go by.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:12, Reply)