I'm totally gonna stand beside you at the pub and goo "Ooooo" and "Aaaaah" everytime
anything happens.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:03, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Luckily I am so much taller than you
I probably won't hear it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:05, Reply)

I'll do it
my mouth'll be right at ear height.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:08, Reply)

I will punch you square in the bollocks if you do.
Just saying, like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Man from Winchester
versus man from Guildford. It'll be the fight all the northerners can really have a good laugh at.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Laughing as they wheeze their coal-filled lungs up

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:17, Reply)

We may make them chuckle
with our nancy hair pulling, but we shall laugh last and the loudest as they succumb to a heady cocktail of TB and phossy jaw.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:19, Reply)

And again we shall guffaw
as they walk shivering down the garden path looking in vain for a lavatory, ignorant that south of the Watford Gap, we have had indoor facilities for over 100 years.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:21, Reply)

And I'll start asking
questions about how they make the pretty colours and is it because they paint the gunpowder and if it is who does it and where is it done and why don't they get better jobs and do they have to do it grain by grain or can they spray paint a bunch.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:11, Reply)