You were adopted?
How did I not know this about you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Adopted people haven't got tatoos on their faces.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Yeah but Bobby's a mate
I ought to know this sort of relevant information
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

My best mate
told me was adopted once. Then he had to tell me again because I'd forgotten about it. Does this make me a bad person?
( Kroney, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Not unless his adoptive parents were beating him with a rusty pipe in the basement
and you forgot "call the police my adoptive parents are beating me with a rusty pipe in the basement"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

ok bro
I only have one kidney, I'm left handed, overweight and smelly.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)

You'd already told me the first two
and I assumed the last one. Anything else? I'm monumentally short-sighted and have a recurring problem with my right knee stemming from suffering with Osgoods Schlatter's diesase when I was 13, as we're sharing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I don't like peas
I have a cat called Jo and my drums are called carlos.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I can't stand any kind of nuts apart from coconuts and doughnuts
We have pet rats called Arty, Lincoln and Eric and my heritage is half-Yorkshire, half-Welsh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I'm calling shenanigans on the nuts claim! for we know that isn't true you ball gobbler.
I had a rat called Neville. Jo ate him. Yorkshire and Welsh? Can you be found regularly shagging loaves of Hovis?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)

WHAT?
I've liked you up until now bobby, but hotpot is from dirty Lancashire, not the county of the pure white rose.

I'm reconsidering my position.
(Cave Duck, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Ducky, I cannot afford to lose the internet friendship from someone like yourself
so have edited my above slur on Yorkshire. My sincerest apologies.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:17, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:17, Reply)

don't shout about it
it's not flattering. besides I'm old now. Over it.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Over it?
You want to kill "the fuckers" who "abandoned" you.

Just sayin like
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I was exaggerating a little. You know for internet lols.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Oh that's ok
I'd be sad if you were found hanging in your room with a note "WHY GODDAMN IT"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

would you fuck!
Besides I would just wade out into the sea and go that way.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Top Tip.
If you are thinking of ending it all by walking into the sea, and if, like me, you're a bit lazy.

Wait for the tide to come in first as you'll have less distance to walk.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Nah I'd end up beached
like that poor whale in the Thames.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)